Author: So, you’ve had a chance to look over the changes I want made to the online article, yes? When can I expect to see them?
Mike: Well, I had a couple of questions about that.
Author: Yes?
Mike: Uh… I’ve been looking at the changes, and it seems… I just wanted to make sure I understood…
Author: Yes?
Mike: …that you want your tables to, uh, look like ass.
Author: Yes. The tables are unsatisfactory as they currently appear.
Mike: So you want us to change them, so that they look like ass.
Author: Correct.
Mike: Total ass.
Author: That’s right.
Mike: You want us to take these perfectly clear and well-formatted tables… and turn them, basically you want us to turn them into an ass-cream sundae.
Author: Exactly.
Mike: With extra ass-sauce on top.
Author: You are exactly right.
Mike: …
Author: …
Mike: …
Author: So when can I expect to see those changes?