$300 fine and 90 days for going "boing"?!

Town Passes Anti-Woody Law–
Supervisors unanimously passed a township ordinance banning public nudity Thursday night, even going so far as to prohibit erections in public.

The law seeks to prevent, among other things, “the showing of covered male genitals in a discernible turgid state.”

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