Odd how nobody’s doing any follow-ups on “no terrorist attacks happened yesterday”.
The fifth Harry Potter book is out! Well, in China, anyway.
If I were J. K. Rowling, I don’t know if I’d be enraged or incredibly amused. The writing is so…absurd…it’s hard to really be offended by the violation. It’s like some pop dada prank.
Goodbye, June. I’m glad yer gone. You’ve been a meanie month to me these last few years. Cut that nonsense out, and I’ll let you come by in another 11 months.