Santa Claus powers (it’s long been known that we’re related)

Stuff I’m pretty good at –

• Naughty / Nice detector
• Entertaining Children
• Having a Beard
• Enjoying Cookies
• Winking / nodding
• chatting with elves
• making lists (and double-checking them)
• taking care of animals
• eye-twinkling
• shouting, and calling the reindeer by name
• ho-ho-ho-ing in a deep voice
• good grasp of toys – high technology and old school

Stuff that Needs work-

• breaking and entering. (I can jimmy a car door with a clothes hanger, though)
• traveling at high speeds in a sleigh
• spreading cheer (only good in short bursts at the moment)
• Shaking like a bowl full of jelly
• Wearing Boots
• Levitating reindeer, or any animals, really.
• preferring to convert evil over the simpler “destroy it” method.
• whistling
• smoking a pipe
• spectacles
• working inside high pressure deadlines
• good penmanship

I need to work on a Christmas Icon, too. I wonder where the santa-scotto went?