Hmm.. that meme is making the rounds quite a bit. I’ve enjoyed what I’ve seen so far.

Here’s mine.

Ten Things I’ve Done That You Probably Haven’t

1. Worked as the only male in an otherwise all-female environment in several jobs including my current gig, before RR arrived.
2. Masqueraded as a cousin of my platonic roommate of the opposite sex so that her church wouldn’t cast her out.
3. Filled rubber gloves with “El Scorcho” sauce and hung them serial-killer style in the walk-in freezer of my first job.
4. Got a Scholarship to Ringling Brothers Clown College, but opted out for a more lucrative career.
5. Held an enemy in place by clamping one hand on his neck, the other on his crotch, and threatened to feed him his own private parts if he didn’t leave my younger brother alone. My brother never found out about it. I think the words I used were “I will rip your nuts off, stomp ’em flat, and make you lick ’em off my shoes if you don’t cut that shit out.” I meant it, too.
6. I convinced myself at an early age that since the human brain was made up of electrical impulses, and that an electromagnet is just a steady flow of electrons in one direction over a common core that I could magnetize my head if I just thought the right combination of memories and sensory inputs… like “remember that time at grandma’s house, while sniffing burnt toast and blinking your eyes really fast”
7. I’ve been all male parts of a wedding ceremony except the groom and the priest. (ring bearer, usher, best man… even acted as “father” to give away the bride) (edit: as of 10/25/06, I’ve been the groom, too! :D)
8. Alienated some good friends (broke the camel’s back with a poorly-chosen, but well-meaning comment), but made up after a decade of radio silence.
9. Posted an average of over 4 entries a day since May 19, 2000. (I’ve slowed my pace to mostly only one or two a day, lately.)
10. I’ve raised this little guy from when he was 3 weeks old. Still pretty dang cute for a 5-year old!

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Liberated Games is dedicated to cataloging all full commercial games that have been liberated and made free in playable form to the public.

Not bad… They’ve got a few good ones in there.

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Moment of Lyric:

I listen for your footsteps
Coming up the drive
Listen for your footsteps
But they don’t arrive
Waiting for your knock dear
On my old front door
I don’t hear it
Does it mean you don’t love me any more?

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Justice League Office Space. Robin makes a good Samir. (via Everybody I know remotely interested in one or the other)

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1 year ago – Bro drama, free music

2 years ago – fates, evil idea, doc trip, sorghum

3 years ago – mail, fonts, Celtic Religion – Knowledge base

4 years ago – Haiku, thoughts, flatus, dream fragment