50 questions –
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Yup, I’ve been patted down, and had cops go through my apartment a few times.
2. Do you close your eyes on rollercoasters? not as a rule, no
3. When’s the last time you’ve been sleigh riding? In a horse-drawn, I’d say about 25 years ago. Christmastime 1979 or 80.
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? I prefer to have a pulse next to me, Newt is nice and snuggly. Another human partner is good, but I think I prefer just me & Newt.
5. Do you believe in Ghosts? I think that it’s possible, (but highly unlikely) that they exist.
6. Do you consider yourself creative? I think that I’m more creative than most.
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? Probably so. (When was this test written?)
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? Angelina is more physically attractive, but she also strikes me as a bit of a looney bird with the bloodplay and such. I think Lisa Kudrow is more physically attractive than Jennifer Aniston.
9. Can you honestly say you know anything about politics? I’m fairly well-informed, probably moreso than the average voter.
10. Do you know how to play poker? basics yes… crazy variations, not so much. “Three eyed limper’s rules”, etc
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? Yup! Gaming and just goofing seesions in high school, mostly.
12. Do you kill bugs that are in the house? Depends on the type of bug. I let Newt hunt crickets, but I try and evacuate spiders.
13. Have you ever cheated on a test? Yup… made tiny-tiny crib sheets with my atari plotter, ages ago.
14. If you’re driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around..do you go over the speed limit? I don’t really drive, but I’m a bit of a skittish one even when I was… probably not.
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you? I suspect that everyone has.
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees? Red Sox, but I really don’t care about baseball.
17. Have you ever Ice Skated? When I was little, I was on a hockey team! I usually played a wing. Roller skating is a lot easier.
18. How often do you remember your dreams? depends.. if I write ’em down first thing, yes, otherwise, they dissolve in the shower or before.
19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you were crying? Something either my brother or Danny said cracked me up.. it’s been a long time, but I’d say it happens at least once a year or more.
20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
Heck, how many can I name off the top of my head in 3 minuts? Order of memory might tell you something about me, or maybe not.
Yellow Submarine
Bungalow Bill
Let it Be
Maxwell’s Silver Hammer
Mean Mr. Mustard
Day Tripper
Paperback Writer
Norwegian Wood
Lady Madonna
Help
Hard Day’s Night
Back in the USSR
Helter Skelter
Glass Onion
Fixing a Hole
Penny Lane
Strawberry Fields
Yesterday
Love me Do
When I’m 64
Lucy in the Sky w/ Diamonds
22. Do you believe in love at first sight? I’m certain that it happens all the time.
23. Do you know who Ba-Ba-Booey is? I’ve heard the name in refernece to Howard Stern.
24. Do you always wear your seatbelt? Yes.
25. What talent do you wish you had? I’d like to pick up languages rapidly, or have a photographic memory
26. Do you like Sushi? Sure, it can be tasty.
27. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident? I’ve been run over by a car… that could’ve been messy.
28. What do you wear to bed? depends on the comfort level. boxers and Newt, usually.
29. Have you ever been caught stealing? Yup, as a little kid, my pop found out and made me take it back and confess.
30. Does size matter? I’ve found that everyone fits differently with one another. I feel that for most people it does.
31. Do you truly hate anyone? Hate’s a strong word. There are a few people that I’m disgusted by, but not really hate.
32. Rock and Roll or Rap? Rock and Roll, but both have good and bad.
33. If you could sleep with anyone famous who would it be? Heck, I don’t know. My brain isn’t firing on that right now. I’ll have to get back to that. Salma Hayek, maybe?
34. Do you have a relative in prison? Well, if you go back far enough, we’re all related, right? No immediate family at the moment.
35. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror like your favorite singer? I sang the Banana Splits theme this morning while brushing my teeth.
36. Do you know how to play chess? yup. (do I play well? nope. )
37. What food do you find disgusting? sweetbreads. no cow brains for me!
38. Did you ever play, “I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours?” not that I remember
39. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back? these days, I mock ’em out in front.
40. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew? sure.. more than once… and it’s blown up in my face a few times.
41. Have you ever been punched in the face? yup! usually jaw or the side of the face, I haven’t bene socked in the eye or nose as often.
42. When is the last time you threw up from drinking too much? High school, I think.
43. Have you ever walked out on a movie at the theater? “Money Talks” with Charlie Sheen & Chris Tucker. El stinkarooney.
44. Do you ever sit through a bad movie, just to see how bad it can get? Depends. If it’s so bad as to be entertaining, sure. If it jsut stinks, nah.
45. Would you consider yourself obsessed with anything? Obsessed is a strong word. I am very fond of Newt, Net-surfing, and people-watching.
46. Have you ever met someone famous that you really wanted to meet? Not really.
47. Have you ever been stood up? never by a date, but by friends that “flaked”.
48. When’s the last time you screamed at the top of your lungs? August sometime, at the beach. very theraputic.
49. Did you ever do something that you didn’t want to, just to fit in? M:tG was fun at first, but I rapidly got sick of it… though I kept playing for the social side of it.
50. Do you consider yourself “the biggest fan” of something? Nope… I like lots of little trivial things, but nothing that I can claim kingship over.