This tickles me more than it probably should. #jellybelly #bellyflops mutant defective jelly beans.
Stig Gorgonsdottir (Or Gorgonnson, really)
Dena Vakkeret
Muddy Duncan
Pocahontas
Bert Cloudcukoolander
Thomas Dent Mutter on being a gentleman –
“A gentleman,” says he, “is but a gentle man—no more, no less: a diamond polished that was a diamond in the rough; a gentleman is gentle; a gentleman is modest; a gentleman is courteous; a gentleman is generous; a gentleman is slow to take offence, as being one that never gives it; a gentleman is slow to surmise evil, as being one that never thinks it; a gentleman goes armed only by a consciousness of right; a gentleman subjects his appetites; a gentleman refines his tastes; a gentleman subdues his feelings; a gentleman controls his speech; and finally, a gentleman deems every other better than himself.”
from Facebook
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Check In: Rock the Kasbah (2015)
http://imdb.com/rg/an_share/title/title/tt3164256/
Aborted at 30 minutes in
Was Google “false flag orlando”
For pity’s sake, why does this stuff exist?
The statue got me high
The statue got me high
The monument of granite sent a beam into my eye
The statue made me die
The statue made me die
It took my hand it killed me and it turned me to the sky
The stone it called to me
(And now I see the things the stone has shown to me)
A rock that spoke a word
(An animated mineral it can be heard)
And though I once preferred a human being’s company
They pale before the monolith that towers over me
The statue got me high
The statue got me high
The truth is where the sculptor’s chisel chipped away the lie
The statue made me fry
The statue made me fry
My coat contained a furnace where there used to be a guy
The stone it called to me
(And now I see the things the stone has shown to me)
A rock that spoke a word
(An animated mineral it can be heard)
And as the screaming fire engine siren filled the air
The evidence had vanished from my charred and smoking chair
And what they found was just a statue
Standing where the statue got me high
And what they found was just a statue
Standing where the statue got me high
And now it is your turn
(Your turn to hear the stone and then your turn to burn)
The stone it calls to you
(You can’t refuse to do the things it tells you to)
And as the screaming fire engine siren fills the air
The evidence will vanish from your charred and smoking chair
And what they found was just a statue
Standing where the statue got me high
And what they’ll find is just a statue
Standing where the statue got you high
The statue got me high
The statue got me high
The monument of granite sent a beam into my eye
The statue made me die
The statue made me die
It took my hand it killed me and it turned me to the sky
The stone it called to me
(And now I see the things the stone has shown to me)
A rock that spoke a word
(An animated mineral it can be heard)
And though I once preferred a human being’s company
They pale before the monolith that towers over me
The statue got me high
The statue got me high
The truth is where the sculptor’s chisel chipped away the lie
The statue made me fry
The statue made me fry
My coat contained a furnace where there used to be a guy
The stone it called to me
(And now I see the things the stone has shown to me)
A rock that spoke a word
(An animated mineral it can be heard)
And as the screaming fire engine siren filled the air
The evidence had vanished from my charred and smoking chair
And what they found was just a statue
Standing where the statue got me high
And what they found was just a statue
Standing where the statue got me high
And now it is your turn
(Your turn to hear the stone and then your turn to burn)
The stone it calls to you
(You can’t refuse to do the things it tells you to)
And as the screaming fire engine siren fills the air
The evidence will vanish from your charred and smoking chair
And what they found was just a statue
Standing where the statue got me high
And what they’ll find is just a statue
Standing where the statue got you high
Just about killed my boss with the video this morning.

I got what I wanted for the PS4:

Red Dead Redemption HD / Red Dead Redemption 2 hopefully announced at E3?
Everything else is just gravy.
Faves off the top of my head, in no particular order:
and I’m sure I’m forgetting a bunch not right on my noggin.
I still haven’t even played the last of us, witcher 3, the new uncharted or castle wolfenstein yet.
If they could drop another portal game, I think that’d be it.
update – just got the lowdown on lego dimensions upcoming – Holy Crap, I am so much that market.
From the press release:
the first wave of content will include the Ghostbusters Story Pack, Adventure Time and Mission: Impossible Level Packs, Harry Potter and Adventure Time Team Packs, and A-Team Fun Pack.Following this, additional expansion packs based on “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them,” “The LEGO Batman Movie,” “The Goonies,” “Sonic The Hedgehog,” “Teen Titans Go!,” Lego City Undercover, “Knight Rider,” “The Powerpuff Girls,” “Gremlins,” “Beetlejuice,” and “E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial” will be released.