I was dressed as security or some sort or armed guard at an airport or bus terminal , I didnt know why I was there, just that I was nervous. I was pulled to the ground, and made to disarm, I had a large gun on me. Three other guards started shouting at me , asking who I was, and what I was doing there, and they were shouting so much I couldn’t answer before the next question came at me. Another security looking person started pointing at a camouflage paint pattern on the wall, asking what color they were pointing at, and repeated this maybe four or five times, and then shouted out that I had dementia of 11%.
Random thing, Zut Alors!
Today, I learned that I can rearrange the letters in my online identity of “scottobear” to “Batroc Toes”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batroc_the_Leaper

More backyard zoo
Deer, chipmunk and kitty action
Fluffy skunk
I think the Robin is a mama, too.
I think Little Debbie is missing off the mama Robin, but they might just be horsing around.
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Doodle archive dump
Bulk upload of doodles from 2003-2010(?)
Done on palmtop, sony clie’, Nintendo ds, and ms paint, and assorted open source art programs like gimp pardon the doubles, will clean up later

































































































































































































































Rest in Peace, Marjane Satrapi
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4g0nnj51jyo
Died of sadness, I fear that means she took her own life.
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Combined my favorite Captain Marvel (Shazam!) Villain with the current #OliveArtClub entry.
I’ll bet on Mr. Mind over Dr. Sivana any day.
#doodles #digitalmarkers #mrmind #shazam
Combined my favorite Captain Marvel (Shazam!) Villain with the current #OliveArtClub entry. #doodles #digitalmarkers #mrmind #shazam
— Scottobear (@scottobear.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T16:47:11.431Z
Yearling and mama and chipmunk
“There’s one twist that the Trump administration, in all its usual meticulous due diligence, failed to anticipate. As I drew attention to in Saturday’s Just for Skeets and Giggles, the number 250 in Mandarin (pronounced èr bǎi wǔ) is a common insult. It connotes “idiot.” The slang dates back to the Qing Dynasty and remains in vigorous use today. In Chinese culture, the number is considered so inauspicious that prices are rarely set at 250 for anything, and an item costing 250 is simply not given as a gift.”
Via https://statuskuo.substack.com/p/250-sad-trombones
Monarch scanner prop
https://svonberg.org/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/monarch3.html
Save as app to android desktop should let it run full screen
Helpful hint of the day
Want to make your windows pc better?
1. Win + R
2. services.msc
❌️Connected User Experience
❌️Diagnostic Policy Server
❌️Printer Spooler
❌️Windows Search
❌️Diagnostic Service Host
Reboot.
Why?
Here is how it helps:
Frees Up CPU & RAM: Stops heavy background processing.
Reduces Gaming Stutter: Eliminates random lag spikes.
Ends High Disk Usage: Stops Windows from constantly thrashing your drive.
Saves Bandwidth: Blocks background data uploads to Microsoft.
PRO TIP: Only disable Printer Spooler if you don’t use a printer, and Windows Search if you don’t mind slower file searches!
Devo covering NIN is boss
First of all, this isn't AI, the video is over a decade old. Second of all, I actually prefer this version to the NIN original. Go figure. youtu.be/LhL8Sl3dWl8?…
— Scottobear (@scottobear.bsky.social) 2026-05-31T01:29:42.855Z
Backyard zoo today
Deer and chipmunk
I am thankful that I didn’t have access to the internet before I was a teenager.
I honestly don’t think that I would be able to read books if I were an iPad kid.
My current media consumption alternatives
Jellyfin: https://jellyfin.org/
Plex: https://plex.tv/
Navidrome: https://www.navidrome.org/
Kavita: https://www.kavitareader.com/
Audiobookshelf: https://www.audiobookshelf.org/
Immich: https://immich.app/
Papra: https://papra.app/en/
Home Assistant: https://www.home-assistant.io/
Symfonium: https://symfonium.app/
KOReader: https://koreader.rocks/