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Nature vists
Rick Moranis sings
Here’s a piece of genuinely good news for Roanoke: no police department in the city is using AI to write police reports. Before celebrating too hard, let’s talk about what’s here, what was tried, and what it would take to roll any of it back.
Axon, the company best known for Tasers and body cameras, sells a product called Draft One that turns body camera audio into a first draft of a police report. Officers are supposed to review mistakes and sign off before a draft becomes an official record. While it sounds like a time saver, independent research indicates it creates significant problems.
Independent researchers put AI-written reports to a blind test where reviewers read a mix of AI-generated and human-written reports. Reviewers couldn’t tell them apart because the AI reports were indistinguishable. The same research revealed that AI-generated reports scored significantly worse on accuracy. You get reports that read convincingly despite containing errors that follow people into courtrooms, charging decisions, and criminal records.
Axon responds that human oversight remains central because officers review every draft, correct mistakes, and approve final versions. The catch lies in the logic: if trained reviewers couldn’t spot AI reports in a blind test, a busy officer skimming a draft at the end of a shift is unlikely to catch AI-introduced errors. The safeguard falsely assumes human reviewers can spot what researchers couldn’t.
Roanoke doesn’t use Draft One, although the city does use AI in policing. The city runs 24 Flock AI-driven license plate readers that were still operating as of this writing (Oct 1, 2026). Flock’s system uses computer vision and machine learning to log license plates alongside vehicle details like make, model, and color to build searchable records of vehicle movements. Roanoke purges this data after 21 days. While these cameras remain active, Roanoke still doesn’t use AI like Draft One to write police reports.
The city also tried Flock’s Raven gunshot detection system after City Council approved 75 detectors in April 2026. Out of 41 installed detectors, 30 ended up in wrong locations, leading council to vote unanimously in July 2026 to scrap the entire program. Roanoke tested one AI policing initiative and abandoned it within months.
Unveiled in December 2025, ROC3 (the Roanoke Real-Time Crime Center) pulls feeds from over 1,000 city cameras and plate readers into a central room where analysts monitor them in real time. The city paid $4.35 million for the property, alongside $562,095.71 for supplies and equipment ($362,095.71 from grants and $200,000 from the general fund). ROC3 only operates Monday through Friday from 8 AM to 5 PM, even though WDBJ reported that every fatal city shooting that year occurred outside those operating hours.
Roanoke isn’t an outlier, as a 2025 investigation found Flock cameras deployed in at least 28 Virginia municipalities, including over 600 in Hampton Roads and 216 in Norfolk. While Lynchburg paused its 15 readers in August 2026, Roanoke kept its cameras active. Regarding Draft One, a Virginia DCJS Operation Ceasefire grant memo shows Mathews County applied for funding while Roanoke didn’t. Roanoke City requested $198,900 for Cellebrite Premium, FlockOS, and Tip411, receiving $0 after failing to meet criteria. Roanoke County received $98,550 for a mobile scanner and forensic laptops, while local police confirmed in January 2026 that they weren’t using AI directly.
Because Roanoke’s Flock contract isn’t public, standard agreement terms apply. Section 6.2 allows termination for convenience, letting the city end the contract without proving fault for a $500 fee per camera, totaling about $12,000 for 24 cameras. For comparison, El Paso, Texas ordered its cameras removed in September 2026 and completed removal within roughly 30 days. Local removal would require a council vote, which remains plausible since council unanimously killed the Raven program and three candidates oppose the cameras ahead of the November 3 election.
Roanoke doesn’t use Draft One or AI-written police reports, having already scrapped its AI gunshot detection program. This outcome wasn’t from a lack of interest, considering the city sought FlockOS funding, approved 75 Raven detectors, and spent $4.35 million on ROC3 to aggregate over 1,000 camera feeds. Nevertheless, Flock’s 24 AI-assisted plate readers were still operating as of this writing (Oct 1, 2026).
I guess with everything going on, this just sort of fell off the radar?
Police using ai that notoriously hallucinates to write reports. What could possibly go wrong?
https://www.aclu.org/news/privacy-technology/studies-question-value-of-ai-assisted-police-reports
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodhart%27s_law
Goodhart’s Law states: “When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.”
Added to my ever growing book queue:
Collected Fictions by Jorge Luis Borges (read some, to complete)
The Score by C. Thi Nguyen
Games: Agency as Art by C. Thi Nguyen
Digital Minimalism by Cal Newport
The Grasshopper by Bernard Suits
Unflattening by Nick Sousanis
Romance of the Three Kingdoms attributed to Luo Guanzhong
The Dark Forest by Cixin Lui
Legend of the Galactic Heroes by Yoshiki Tanaka
Understanding Comics by Scott McCloud (already read, due for a revisit)
Opened out of scrolling elements, added some local hobby radio info pull.
https://svonberg.org/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/weather-003.html





I was cleaning out my garage and found some funko pops that I do not remember getting as gifts and would not have bought for myself. (I have a few I *have* received as gifts: a Universal Monsters, a Swamp Thing, Man-Thing, Green Sleestak and Enik, Groundhog and Phil from Groundhog Day, a Fallout Vault Dweller, and a Bigfoot.) Lord help me, all have been given by sweet people whom I care about, so they shall live in beady-eyed eternity in assorted places around the workshop.
The weird ones that seem to have magically formed are the Ecto-1 and Slimer, a Dragon Ball Z character, Skeletor, and a tiny Iron Man keychain. I have since donated those to a local charity shop and wish them good luck in finding a good home, avoiding a semi-eternity in a landfill.

Early voting is open in Roanoke County, and I got the sticker to prove it.
You can vote early in person now through Saturday, October 31. Two locations: the Elections Office in Vinton (900 Chestnut St) and the Brambleton Center satellite office (3738 Brambleton Ave). Hours are weekdays 8 AM to 4 PM, plus select weekend hours. No excuse needed. Just bring an ID.
Make a plan, bring a friend.
Details are on the Roanoke County Absentee and Early Voting page.
#roanokeva #roanoke #roanokecounty #vote #earlyvoting
First time getting McDonald’s fries in a long while. Over $5 for a large fries???
Inside Roanoke City (11.8% Total Tax)
Base price: $4.50.
Added taxes: $0.53.
Final total: $5.03.
Our tax dollars are paying for partisan political ads. This is dictator shit.
You can feel it turning now; the light comes in lower, the mornings have an edge, and the crickets sound like they’re running out of things to say.
Fall doesn’t hit the valley all at once; it leaks in through the edges: a yellow leaf here, a cold porch rail there.
I’m ready for it.
Give me the cool air, the foggy mornings, the ridge going gold. Bring it on.
What’s the first sign of fall you always notice, dear journal?


While one can technically create new stories using the 1960 (Bert Freed) public domain version of Columbo, one cannot use elements introduced in later iterations. Legal precedents like the Sherlock Holmes copyright cases dictate that only the traits established in the expired work are free to use. The iconic traits popularized by Peter Falk in the 1971 NBC series such as his specific portrayal, catchphrases like “just one more thing,” mentions of his unseen wife, and specific later episode plots remain heavily protected under active copyrights owned by Universal. The Peter Falk era episodes will not begin entering the public domain until 2067.
Getting cooler. Time to activate more pylons
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCvEJv_ozP8/?igsh=MTd4M2xoYjFrYjkwag==
Discovered an adorable tribute to M.U.L.E. in pico-8 ! Just the opening, but still.

Reminds me that it’s Kevin’s birthday today! Glad I got that present shipped!
Its getting tougher to pick out goodies for folks these days… how many Big Trouble in Little China shirts or Xenomorph bottle openers can one guy stand?
Possum and Raccoon Visit
#backyardzoo
For the palma pro, playing with open meteo api for data
Might port it to other eink devices, like the xteink 4, maybe?
https://svonberg.org/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/monoweather.html

Kolchak: The Night Stalker – Episode 1: The Ripper
Kolchak: The Night Stalker – Episode 2: The Zombie
We started watching the first few episodes of Kolchak: The Night Stalker tonight, and it is every bit as fun as I remembered. Darren McGavin is absolutely magnetic as Carl Kolchak, stumping around in that rumpled suit and straw hat, cassette recorder in hand, trying to convince his furious boss that actual monsters are roaming around. (There are several bits of the “old man” from A Christmas Story fling out in moments of his frustration, too)
This seeded every monster of the week show that came after (for good or bad). It makes for fantastic seasonal filler as we start winding our way toward Halloween.

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I took the CR-V in this morning to get it ready for the DC trip next week: AC check, a general roadworthy once-over, and getting the headlights redone. There is something satisfying about clear headlights before a long drive.
BHK is heading up for work. There might be an extra day tacked on to help the craft gang; we’ll see if that survives contact with the calendar.
Tomorrow the WVRIFA carousel goes live at noon. October 16, 10:00 AM, Roanoke Regional Partnership. The Wood Haven sale is not final yet, so this is the one to show up for.
Roanoke Wood Haven Technology Park being evaluated for data center, Authority says