“How did the Nukey War start, Oldfather?”
“Well …” [I stoke the fire] “It was Hashtag International Cat Day…”
— Kibblesmith ⚔️ (@kibblesmith) August 8, 2017
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August 09, 2017 at 04:17AM
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“How did the Nukey War start, Oldfather?”
“Well …” [I stoke the fire] “It was Hashtag International Cat Day…”
— Kibblesmith ⚔️ (@kibblesmith) August 8, 2017
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August 09, 2017 at 04:17AM
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This is the part in Ready Player One where I knew if I didn’t stop reading this Bazinga-ass shit I was going to jail for murder.
— donnie (@donniemnemonic) July 23, 2017
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July 24, 2017 at 10:55AM
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Tornado destroys CVS receipt.
— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) July 5, 2017
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July 07, 2017 at 10:15AM
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“If you look closely, the ninja turtles all have convex plastrons, which of course means they were born female…”
— A͜͞͏.͜͏̕ ̴̨͏̀K̷oford (@apelad) June 25, 2017
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June 27, 2017 at 07:34AM
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I’m starting to think maybe we shouldn’t have built our whole country on an Indian burial ground
— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) May 16, 2017
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May 25, 2017 at 06:01AM
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I now have 405661 points on , the cross-platform achievement tracker. I now rank #1393 in United States!
— ᔕ℅π⊚ᖲ∊αᖇ (@scottobear) May 18, 2017
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May 18, 2017 at 12:14AM
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cursed image 30228
— cursed images (@cursedimages_2) April 24, 2017
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April 24, 2017 at 12:13PM
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📷 nevver: National Parks 2050, Hannah Rothstein
— ᔕ℅π⊚ᖲ∊αᖇ (@scottobear) April 14, 2017
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April 13, 2017 at 08:22PM
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Happy #WorldWildlifeDay (& belated #Pokemonday!) Here’s a pixel art chart of US endangered species. Store: #sciart
— Bird and Moon (@RosemaryMosco) March 3, 2017
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March 04, 2017 at 07:43AM
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Everyone talking about how all these girls look at Trudeau but look at how Trudeau looks at Obama
— shit (@_neku) February 15, 2017
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February 18, 2017 at 04:58AM
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In hindsight, maybe it was a mistake to put a bunch of white nationalist bloggers in charge of the federal government.
— Ned Resnikoff (@resnikoff) February 14, 2017
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February 14, 2017 at 08:01PM
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Proud Papa taught Lucia to dagger fight #Skyrim #PS4share
— ᔕ℅π⊚ᖲ∊αᖇ (@scottobear) January 20, 2017
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January 20, 2017 at 11:19AM
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I dug through the snow for hours & found the following:
-6 rocks
-a stick
-a larger stick
-a can that once contained food (beans?)
-boredom— A bear (@A_single_bear) January 8, 2017
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January 08, 2017 at 12:45PM
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i hope someone makes a cheap sexualized joke about my ass with dopey recycled artwork just hours after my death @Cinnabon
— johnny foam (@3liza) December 27, 2016
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December 27, 2016 at 05:55PM
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A reminder – the greatest comic of all times was created by a man of color and dealt with gender fluid issues.
— Heidi MacDonald (@Comixace) December 7, 2016
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December 07, 2016 at 10:37PM
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