The Scotto Grotto (org)

Papa Smurf!
Leader of the Smurf tribe, it was Papa Smurf’s duty to make decisions which kept the smurfs alive… it was ALSO his duty to impregnate Smurfette… come on, she called him papa!… give the guy some credit!… plus, find a better piece of smurf than that smurfette!… see all those smurfs… yup, he’s a fertile one!

Papa Smurf

Mix and chill vodka and kool-aid. Crush blue popsicle and add to
mixture. The crushed popsicle should settle at the bottom of drink,
making it appear as a blue layer at the bottom and a red layer on
top.