You and I and George

(Spoken)
Now here’s one of my very favorite songs
It’s a romantic little
song called you and I and George
I don’t know that George’s name was
Actually George
well George came to a very untimely end
somewhere before bar thirteen

(sung)

You and I and george
were strolling through the park one day
and then you held my hand
as if to say
I love you
we came to a brook
and George fell in and drowned himself
and floated out to sea
leaving you alone with me