I didn’t realize you could get a Ph.D. in parapsychology, but it’s good that as part of the curriculum you will work on discovering “new vocational niches”. You could always set up a website to sell equipment all paranormal researchers need, like EMF meters, and, ahem, batteries. Maybe you could hit up the ISPR for a job later on. Me, I’m picking up an EMF meter and heading out to some spooky places, despite my lack of official qualifications. Or maybe I’ll just go to Australia and apply to be a contestant on Scream Test, because I’m too old to audition for MTV’s Fear. Real ghostly encounters? Some of them seem suspiciously rigged, but the show is still a great way for some paranormal investigators to make money.

Did I mention that reality Tv does nothing for me? Survivor- pooties. Adultery Island (or whatever) – drek.

Give me TLC, Discovery, the history channel, and maybe a shot of cartoons here and again.

Oh, and the lone gunman are on tonight.