Be CAREFUL, the next time someone tells you you’re full of crap, they may be right. It is estimated that the average person has between 3 and 8 undigested meals in his or her colon at any given time.

the bottle!! – Not my kind of superhero… but maybe the kind I’d be.

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/batboy/index.cfm

Last but not least —

Aint It Cool News has a report on an upcoming flick titled Bubba Ho Tep. Elvis and JFK, neither of whom are really dead, team up to battle a redneck mummy who’s stealing the life force from nursing home patients. As if this alone weren’t tabloid-riffic, the Great One himself — Bruce Campbell — is playing a jumpsuited, 70s-style Elvis!