I got a nice compliment from the Gray Pumpkin yesterday about my perspective on things being a draw to my journal.

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Old Palm Doodles – I really should go back to scribbling more.

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Free Band Names – There are some good ones. I particularly like –

• SEX IS A BULLFIGHT?
• THE WINTER THE ROBOTS FELL IN LOVE
• HOBO TOOTH

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Diet coke with Lime… love the taste of citrus, and diet coke is yummy, but if it’s anything like diet coke with lemon, I’ll pass.

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Current shower song… I sang it in a deep baritone this morning. I fear I may continue singing it as I walk the curb. It’s a good tune to bellow in full hair-down, scary monster mode.

The Sinister Ducks – March of the Sinister Ducks – MP3 ~3meg

Everyone thinks they’re such sweet little things
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Soft downy feathers and nice little wings.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

But there’s a poison I’d like to administer,
You think they’re cuddly but I think they’re sinister.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

What are they doing at night in the park?
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Think of them waddling about in the dark.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Sneering and whispering and stealing your cars,
Reading pornography, smoking cigars.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Nasty and small undeserving of life.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
They smirk at your hairstyle and sleep with your wife.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Dressed in black jackets and horrible shoes,
Getting divorces and turning to booze.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Forcing old ladies to throw them some bread.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Who could deny they’d be better off dead?
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Look closer and you may recoil in surprise,
At web-footed fascists with mad little eyes.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

If they haven’t done anything wrong, people wouldn’t keep shooting them!

found via – http://www.neilgaiman.com/journal/2004_01_18_archive.asp#107465297526401928

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You are an orange cat, fierce, unpredictable, and a
little mean sometimes. You’ve got lots of
masculine energy and woah, I wouldn’t want to
be in your way if I got you angry!

What color of cat are you?
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