7787 – Not quite halfway done. | The Scotto Grotto (org)

According to our research, you’ll be dead by

March 2049
at age 80

– probable cause –

heart attack

YOU DIE:

80.1 years

AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN:

72.5 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

You have 15864.0 days left on this earth.

You’ve already lived 46% of your life.

A FEW COLLECTED STATISTICS
Across all 794210 test takers.

17% smoke.

42% have health insurance.

5% eat a lot of nice beef.

39% hold in farts.

13% are impressed with themselves.

	The top cause of death among relatives was cancer.
	The most widely suffered ailment among takers is high blood pressure.
	The average day for an OkCupid user involves 7.8 hours of sleep and 1.1 movements of the bowel.

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