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Introducing Marvel’s latest superhero….

THE ELEPHANT

Why is Thor “F”

They could have put Electro in for E.  

Or Green Goblin for G, instead of giraffe.  

F could have been like, Nick Fury?

WHAT IS EVEN – THOR DOESN’T HAVE AN F ANYWHERE IN HIS NAME

PEOPLE DON’T KNOW ABOUT ELEPHANT STEVE.

Falcon could have been Ff.

B is for Beast! C is for Cyclops! E is for… Elephant? F is for THOR?! Lex Luthor took forty cakes… and then he took a trip over to Marvel and fucked with their alphabet book. And that’s terrible. — Ryking