Police seize body parts and evidence of satanic worship in apartment
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A telephone tip from an informant led police to search an apartment where they
found what appear to be a skull, bones, a brain, a fetus in a jar and dangerous
chemicals, police said.

Fireworks Kill
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JERSEY CITY, N.J. — Some 5,000 police officers from as far away as Canada and
Ireland poured into Jersey City Wednesday to honor an off-duty patrolman who
died after he was beaten with a metal pipe.
Officer Domenick Infantes — a 29-year-old newlywed — died Friday, two days
after he was beaten in the head when he asked two brothers to stop setting off
fireworks…
Infantes was off duty when he asked two men to stop setting off fireworks, but
he identified himself as a police officer. One of the brothers did not believe
him because Infantes did not have a gun, police said.

Kids Choose Gang Bang Over Funeral
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Ten Coeur d’Alene High School students were charged with sexual exploitation
for videotaping themselves having sex with a 16-year-old female classmate,
Kootenai County Prosecutor Bill Douglas said Tuesday. The incident occurred on May
25, when the students were supposed to be attending the funeral of a classmate.

Poopy Health Monitor
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A company in Cheshire is designing a futuristic toilet which can monitor human
waste and spot health problems. With a voice-activated seat, automatic flush
and the ability to detect health problems, the company says it is a “major
breakthrough” in toilet technology. Urine and stool samples would be examined by the
toilet, not only for health problems but for dietary content.
“If, for example, a person is short on roughage one day, an order of beans or
pulses will be sent from the VIP to the supermarket and delivered that same
day.”

The $9 Million Anal Plug
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Attorneys for a Haitian immigrant tortured by New York police officers in a
precinct bathroom nearly four years ago appeared close Wednesday to reaching a $9
million settlement with the city and police officers union.
A gag order, imposed earlier this year by federal Magistrate Judge Cheryl
Pollak, prevented lawyers from disclosing details. However, sources told the
Associated Press the award would be close to $9 million. The city and the Patrolmen’s
Benevolent Association, the police union, would pay it. That amount would make
it the largest settlement ever for a single claim of police brutality in New
York, according to officials with the city comptroller’s office.

Salon To Be Gutted?
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Ambitious 24-Year-Old Pushes Plan to Buy Salon and Turn It Into a Clearinghouse
for Other Publications
When your stock price hits 13 cents, you’d be surprised who comes out of the
woodwork with big plans. Bhu Srinivasan, ex-CEO of ThinkView and a veteran of
Infospace, wants to slash the staff and substitute high-brow syndicated material.