good morning! and now, the evil news.

Police seize body parts and evidence of satanic worship in apartment
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A telephone tip from an informant led police to search an apartment where they
found what appear to be a skull, bones, a brain, a fetus in a jar and dangerous
chemicals, police said.

Fireworks Kill
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JERSEY CITY, N.J. — Some 5,000 police officers from as far away as Canada and
Ireland poured into Jersey City Wednesday to honor an off-duty patrolman who
died after he was beaten with a metal pipe.
Officer Domenick Infantes — a 29-year-old newlywed — died Friday, two days
after he was beaten in the head when he asked two brothers to stop setting off
fireworks…
Infantes was off duty when he asked two men to stop setting off fireworks, but
he identified himself as a police officer. One of the brothers did not believe
him because Infantes did not have a gun, police said.

Kids Choose Gang Bang Over Funeral
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Ten Coeur d’Alene High School students were charged with sexual exploitation
for videotaping themselves having sex with a 16-year-old female classmate,
Kootenai County Prosecutor Bill Douglas said Tuesday. The incident occurred on May
25, when the students were supposed to be attending the funeral of a classmate.

Poopy Health Monitor
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A company in Cheshire is designing a futuristic toilet which can monitor human
waste and spot health problems. With a voice-activated seat, automatic flush
and the ability to detect health problems, the company says it is a “major
breakthrough” in toilet technology. Urine and stool samples would be examined by the
toilet, not only for health problems but for dietary content.
“If, for example, a person is short on roughage one day, an order of beans or
pulses will be sent from the VIP to the supermarket and delivered that same
day.”

The $9 Million Anal Plug
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Attorneys for a Haitian immigrant tortured by New York police officers in a
precinct bathroom nearly four years ago appeared close Wednesday to reaching a $9
million settlement with the city and police officers union.
A gag order, imposed earlier this year by federal Magistrate Judge Cheryl
Pollak, prevented lawyers from disclosing details. However, sources told the
Associated Press the award would be close to $9 million. The city and the Patrolmen’s
Benevolent Association, the police union, would pay it. That amount would make
it the largest settlement ever for a single claim of police brutality in New
York, according to officials with the city comptroller’s office.

Salon To Be Gutted?
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Ambitious 24-Year-Old Pushes Plan to Buy Salon and Turn It Into a Clearinghouse
for Other Publications
When your stock price hits 13 cents, you’d be surprised who comes out of the
woodwork with big plans. Bhu Srinivasan, ex-CEO of ThinkView and a veteran of
Infospace, wants to slash the staff and substitute high-brow syndicated material.

My sweetheart is hitting the sack early tonight… the poor dear is plumb tuckered out after coming back to a healthy mountain of work to do… a side effect of taking a week off, and being a remarkable talent. By now, I imagine she’s already tucked in, comfy in bed, hopefully, dreaming pleasantly. I still have about 10 minutes here at work, then I’ll toddle home, make dinner, unpack at least 3 more boxes, and play with Newtie.

Plans for supper – Mac & Cheese with peas, an orange or two, a tasty iced tea, and maybe a lime ice-pop for dessert. (as close as I can get to key lime pie) 🙂 I’m hungry…time to call for my ride so I can be heading home.

I’ll be going to bed with loving thoughts of my darling, I hope her dreams are of frolic and happiness. She was upset for being a sourpuss, but I adore her, and saw no sour-grumpies. To everyone else, sweet dreams, too.

looking here – http://www.livejournal.com/stats.bml

Check it out.. lots of neato info.

I notice that gender is a real issue with LJ.

Are males or females more likely to maintain journals?

Male: 60926 (35.4%)
Female: 111246 (64.6%)
Unspecified: 38713

Interesting breakdown by age, too… I’m really in the minority as a male born in 1969.

I wonder if I dare do an age/sex poll… maybe if I keep it in decades, it’ll be all right?

a touch of fiction – for later polish? or disposal. :)

Count Vostok tossed his black cape up elegantly, revealing the dusky gray lining as he spun on his heel and faced the mirror. A portion of cracked, chipped skull was all the reflection he had.

“Curses!” he said. Three centuries old and he still couldn’t remember about mirrors. At the dresser he patted some powder on his neck – reflection or not he knew how uninviting a five o’clock shadow could look on an aging face…and tonight he was hungry. His appetite had faded some over the years, often he took a fresh victim just to keep up appearances. “There is no rest for the wicked,” he thought, then he sighed.

As he was pomading his hair he heard a rap at the door. Night was freshly fallen so he strode over without fear. No one was outside the door; brilliant city lights rainbowed in blurry tears. He reached in his cape for his contacts. His eyes adjusted and as he was about to shut the door, he looked down and saw a baby in a basket.

He carried the baby inside, taking note of the blue blanket. Scratching his silvering head he figured that maybe some city agency had mistaken him for a foster parent and delivered him a child. For sure he didn’t want the burping little beast, baby blood was about as tasty as juice from sour crab apples.

The Count finished his toilet by sweeping his hair back dramatically, then he turned to check on the baby. It was sleeping peacefully, sucking on the bottle of warm blood he’d given it. He decided to go out and then ponder the matter later. Spinning on his heels he became a bat in a flash and flew out the window and off toward the gibbous moon.

In the dew-cool quiet of 3am the Count returned, his long shadow moved by the window as he lit up the candelabra. He’d forgotten about the baby and was planning on a little reading in his tiny library.

A yawning Count Vostok turned to cross the room…what he saw froze him in his tracks. Bloody handprints were smeared across the wall. Tables, lamps and ashtrays were knocked over, and a half-eaten body lay on the hardwood floor. It was the body of a mailman – his mouth was open to scream, but his tongue was torn out. A hole of black and blood was all that was left of his belly and one of his arms was gone.

There was no sign of the baby, but the side door was ajar. Spotting the baby bottle, the Count went over to pick it up. Just then a puppy bounded in the door and dropped a mouthful of intestines on his shoes. The puppy sat at his feet and licked the blood off its paws.

“A wolf pup,” the Count said to himself, then he glanced around the gory room. “Werepuppies do the darnedest things,” he said, wondering what to do about the pooch.

The night amplified the footsteps of someone coming up the street; the pup bounded out the door, followed by the Count. “Heel boy! Heel!” the Count hollered, his voice echoing down the street.

words of the day… fetial & solecism both have a *lot* of bearing on LJ

fetial FEE-shuhl adjective, also fecial

Relating to declarations of war and treaties of peace.

From Latin fetialis, a member of Roman college of priests, who performed the rites in such matters.

solecism SAH-luh-siz-um, noun:

1. A nonstandard usage or grammatical construction; also, a minor blunder in speech.
2. A breach of good manners or etiquette.
3. Any inconsistency, mistake, or impropriety.

Solecism comes from Latin soloecismus, from Greek soloikizein, “to speak incorrectly,” from soloikos, “speaking incorrectly,” literally, “an inhabitant of Soloi,” a city in ancient Cilicia where a dialect regarded as substandard was spoken.

Synonyms: bad grammar, faulty grammar; slip of the pen, slip of the tongue; lapsus linguae; impropriety.

My noggin aches from reading too much of a stupid journal.

It’s far simpler to let fools spout foolishness, and walk away. I swear, if he hadn’t gotten vulgar, I wouldn’t have put so much effort into it. Last LJ drama for me, until the next one.

I’m going to put that future energy to getting back to ‘at least one paragraph of possible fiction a day’. my writing muscles are getting flabby.

I will not succumb to the darkness in my heart.

I will not smite my perceived enemy. Either educate him, or walk away. He’s not worth the blood on my hands, however good it will feel to rend his flesh, and gouge his eyes.

I’m glad he was put in his place by cooler heads than mine.