6576 – reality settings (may change over the course of the day)

The dials on Scotto’s universe today are –

Spectra-Analyzer (Monochrome / 4-Color / True-Color / Aura-Vision)
MPAA Rating (G / PG / R / NC-17)
Kill switch (Off / On)
Weirdness Tank (Empty / Low / Half / High / Full)
Laugh-O-Matic (Serious / Satirical / Witty / Wacky / Insane)
Cliche Blender (Pulse/Blend/Puree)
Global Soundtrack Volume (off, 1 , 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11!)
Personal Soundtrack Volume (off, 1 , 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11!)
Batteries (Empty / Low / Half / High / Full)

6575 What to do, what to do…

Ok… tonight is either Hellboy or Dawn of the Dead, with or without Dave. I’d like to have a little fun mayhem before being on call this weekend. Oddly, I know for a fact that four years ago yesterday I was on a date, watching Rear Window at the Gateway theater with April. I hope that she’s gotten her act together at this point, and is on the right track. That was just an odd situation, one I should write about more sometime.

I’m flattered that Sammy’s using the name “SamBot2000” as his robo-hero. (The character design is nice, too.)

No pranks yesterday! Yeah! I feel great! Thanks!

To celebrate, Happy Squirrel piccies from yesterday