Bus dreams about driving into the ocean. Glass-bottomed boat taken to a new level.

Sam Jackson to star in: SNAKES ON A PLANE. No, really. It’s about snakes planted by the mob to kill an FBI agent on an aircraft.

“In the middle of the ocean, this crate time-releases and there’s 500 poisonous snakes in there and they scatter out all over the plane,” he added. “So it’s us battling snakes to LA. I get to spend six and a half weeks going to set every day going ‘Ah! Ah! Ow! Ow!’ I don’t have to go in every day and figure out the dramatic purpose of this particular scene.” – via

It’s like a SNL skit.

Moment of Lyric: (Mp3 – Thanks again, firpo!)

Now I’m a fella with a heart of gold
With the ways of a gentleman, I’ve been told
The kind of a fella that wouldn’t even harm a flea
But if me and a certain character met
That guy that invented the cigarette
I’d murder that son-of-a-gun in the first degree.

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