Someone(s) on the bus is wearing a powerful combination of jasmine, vape juice, and scorched goat urine.

I hope nobody minds if I add bile and mostly digested hummus to the mix if I can’t withold my heaving. 

Glark.

That the cracked podcast is full of inaccuracies for humor’s sake, and just because it it clever sounding doesn’t mean that what is being said isn’t true?

Related, always fact check to the best of your ability, folks.