There is a billboard up the road that I ascribed to run-of-the-mill religious nuts until I hit the website, and it turns out they are extra loony.
They believe in speaking in tongues, snake-handling, end times hullabaloo, and an eternally broad, flat Earth being the center of the universe.
Not a parody, sadly.
I am a little reluctant to even link to these guys, but-
https://www.worldslastchance.com/directory#Flat-Earth
The image is the first billboard I saw –
