Did you have a happy childhood, or are you funny?

Me (young, naive); I hope something good happens

Me (older, but not yet sympathetic): I hope whatever bad thing happens is at least funny

Me (even older): ok, this is just dumb. Let’s make something good happen.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Chillin’ in his camper van
Kickin’ back, drinkin’ booze
head to toe in sweet tattoos
Hang on
That’s not Spider-Man