He visits my town once a year. 
He fills my mouth with kisses and nectar. 
I spend all my money on him. Who, girl, your man? 
No, a mango.

Leaping and bounding he arrived and devoured all that was veiled; in an instant, he forced his way in.
Who, girl, your man? 
No, friend, a monkey.

This style is an entire genre in Hindavi literature. It is a type of folk poetry called Kah Mukarni, and involves two playful female speakers seemingly speaking about their lovers and ending in a wordplay. They’re very earthy-sounding in their folk performances and are traditionally sung by women.