“Hey isn’t there some danger of brain damage with this?”
“It’s no worse than a week-long vodka bender, or twenty minutes on a cell phone.”
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I got a great valentine’s card from one of my LJ daughters… risingentropy Thanks, Sparky… it’s very sweet. *hug*
good grief, Wake up, Scotto!
Ah, my dear, sweet Moonflower finally got the remainder of her Valentine’s day gift…The whole gift was A heart-shaped box of godivas, a packet of love letters, some pokemon toys and a web cam… finally, we can be on sleep station together…
Oh what fun. 🙂
Zoinks!!
My Icq just magically put banners on all my messages….
feh. messing up my layout.
More weirdness.
Protected: consult the ancient stone head
beauty and wit blooms nightly
I watch in such awe
Ok, destroll gets my first laugh of the day.
I quote:
Transformers.
More than meets the eye.
The Transformers.
Placentas in disguise.
What kind of kids eat placenta?
Fat kids, skinny kids, kids that climb on rocks;
Tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox
Love placenta, the afterbirth kids love to bite!
I’m sorry, Armour Hot dogs, wherever you are.
placentophagy
See what sweetalyssm got me started on?
http://edsitewa.iinet.net.au/birth rites/placent.html
researched the words “placenta” and “afterbirth” in the Greater Oxford English Dictionary and found some interesting associations. Placenta comes from the Latin word for cake, and placent, an obsolete English word, means a round, flat cake – placent also means pleasing and gratifying. Listed under afterbirth was the quotation, “All afterbirths of penitential moans are consumed in living streams of bliss”.The word placenta is common to French, Spanish, Italian and English. In German two words for placenta are Mutterkuchen, literally mother cake, and Fruchtkuchen, fruit cake. Our birthday celebrations always include a ceremonial cake with candles, traditionally a rich fruit cake made with nuts and dried fruits. Maybe, just maybe, this cake is symbolic of the placenta at birth. The placenta, as we know , is the life support system of the baby in utero and is sometimes referred to by poets as the tree of life, so perhaps it is symbolized in an anniversary celebration of the rite of birth.
Save me from this fate
See how it starts, I’m sucked in.
Haiku addiction
Yikes!
I get such an aggressive feeling when I see other guys flirting with the girl I love. It’s foolish of me, as I trust her, but the caveman in my belly tells me to club the potential rivals into a pile of undercongealed paste. A purely selfish drive, and it’s not an attractive one…
I’ve already cooled my jets, and hopefully I won’t brood on this.
Protected: Know what I think? (Sweetheart only post)
My thoughts are going out the my love today… thinking only good things.