Malaphors
Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.
You can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink.
We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.
It’s not rocket surgery.
Not the sharpest egg in the attic.
…until the cows freeze over.
You’ve opened this can of worms, now lie in it.
There’s too many cooks in the pot.
He’s got his fingers in too many cooks.
June 19, 2018 at 08:58PM
Dogmeat knew it all along! #fallout76 #funkopop via Instagram http://bit.ly/2K1mGvu
June 19, 2018 at 08:04PM
Bird nest a year ago today. We have some peepers again, but no safe photo shot for the babes. #chirpchirpchirp via Instagram http://bit.ly/2K0TYem
June 19, 2018 at 09:52AM
Ducks make conversation in the shade of a truck. #duckdate #ducksofinstagram via Instagram http://bit.ly/2yqA2jK
Check In: Two Broken Fingers (2017)
Check In: Two Broken Fingers (2017)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6954146/
Making Electronics Just Got 25% More Expensive In The US http://bit.ly/2Mu9m4F
Making Electronics Just Got 25% More Expensive In The US https://t.co/r7UNjKkrZd
— Be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods. (@scottobear) June 18, 2018
from Twitter https://twitter.com/scottobear
June 17, 2018 at 09:47PM
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This knucklehead in rush hour traffic. #motorcycletricks #effingidiot #heisgoingtogetsomeonekilled http://bit.ly/2MwtgvC http://bit.ly/2JSCXmw
This knucklehead in rush hour traffic. #motorcycletricks #effingidiot #heisgoingtogetsomeonekilled https://t.co/uJJYi1saMp pic.twitter.com/7roGc65MU4
— Be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods. (@scottobear) June 17, 2018
from Twitter https://twitter.com/scottobear
June 16, 2018 at 10:26PM
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Check In: Stained Glass (2018)
Check In: Stained Glass (2018)
Cloak and Dagger isn’t too bad so far .
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6746318/
June 15, 2018 at 09:48AM
Reminds me of our driveway when I was a kid, taking the big wheel right into the street. #steep #urbandecay #scaryroad via Instagram http://bit.ly/2LToEP9
June 15, 2018 at 11:00AM
Pyewacket watching Inframan with me. He got very interested when the skeleton men came on. via Instagram http://bit.ly/2JRLitR
June 14, 2018 at 11:16PM
Newton at the top of the steps, calling us to bed. #catsofinstagram #naggyboy #cmondad #cmonmom via Instagram http://bit.ly/2MrYqo5
Check In: Space Rabbit (2017)
Check In: Space Rabbit (2017)
I didn’t know there was a season two of Dirk gently! I thought it was cancelled. Bergsberg. More surreal than I remembered.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6270840/
The town sign, which reads “Welcome to Bergsberg” and beneath (with a few letters and words missing), “ONCE YOU’RE HERE… YOU […] GONE”, which formerly read “ONCE YOU’RE HERE… YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO BE GONE”
June 14, 2018 at 06:28AM
Pyewacket showing off his toe beans and belly floofs. #catsofinstagram #whoturneduprhegravity #flurfy via Instagram http://bit.ly/2tejuWv
Sometimes a moray eel is just a weird old bald man.
