Barbarian: (taking watch)
Fey: (emerges from dark woods)
Barbarian: Oooh, I like your big creepy antlers!
Fey: wh¥ thånk ¥ou må i håvê \our ñåmê?
Barbarian: Heck yeah! It’s Dickbutt VonDickbutt McDickbutt!
Fey:
Fey: ñow listên hêrê \ou littlê shit
Barbarian: Esquire
(My bride is a Barbarian queen.)
Day 20,498
A wee dragon the day after St. Paddy’s, burning off some of that Guinness.
Based in no small part on –
Elon Musk, who was once worth over $320 billion, has seen his fortune plunge by $200 billion, setting a new world record for the largest personal wealth loss in history.
Insert Simpsons ‘Haw-haw’ here
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/news/content/ar-AA1B9I2E?ocid=sapphireappshare
Lightning strikes tonight
Time to stock up on lots of big cans, got to be sure the family has enough for everyone.
A can of “for my family” soup
#art #illustration #soupformyfamily #doodle
Want a picture of the sounds inside my skull?
Here is today’s sample
Illustration of the current administration trying to make Canada the 51st state.
#marvel #comics #marvelcomics #POTA
On this St. Patrick’s Day, I want to thank the Irish for inventing my favorite way to say goodbye.
Just some bunnies enjoying some clothes and snacks!
#soupformyfamily #cutewinterboots
#art #resist #doodle #illustration #8647
How many dead bodies does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, it’s not 6, because my basement is still dark.
Around 60 people agreed to stab Julius Caesar. At the end of it, Caesar’s body only had 23 stab wounds. Even back then, not all the members for a group project would do their part.
18 years ago today. I was stalked by a chicken with an umbrella.
I never did find out who my chicken stalker was.
Today in history, in 44 BC, Julius Caesar was stabbed 23 times by a mob of sixty to seventy Roman senators.
I’m just saying.
First, it was “no taxes on tips or overtime!”
Then, it was $5,000 checks from DOGE.
Now, it’s “no taxes for people making less than $150,000.”
Next up: free ponies