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Evil News

Creep Creates Super Hero
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A man was sentenced to 120 years in prison Monday -the maximum -for a sex
attack that left a 9 -year-old child known as Girl X blind, mute and crippled.
“I do not believe that even this sentence is enough for the acts of this
defendant, but the law limits the sentence that I can impose,” Judge Joseph Urso told
Patrick Sykes, a 29 -year-old convicted sex offender.
Prosecutors said that in 1997, Sykes lured a girl into an apartment at the
crime-ridden Cabrini-Green housing project, sexually assaulted her, poured roach
spray down her throat, beat her and left her for dead in a dirty stairwell. The
girl became known in the Chicago media as Girl X.

Firework Explodes in Boy’s Mouth.
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A 12-year-old boy was injured Saturday night when a firework exploded in his
mouth.

Zeus Hates Man Playing Football
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A bolt of lightning came out of a blue sky Saturday, striking two beachgoers
who were tossing around a football. One of the young men was killed in what
meteorologists said was a rare but not unprecedented weather event.

Genuis Thief
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A Doylestown man claims a thief — wearing medical scrubs with a stethoscope in
his pocket — made off with his motorcycle valued at $13,000 yesterday morning
after posing as a doctor at Akron General Medical Center.
Seeling told the Beacon Journal he had gone to the hospital after a man
answered his newspaper advertisement, claimed he was a doctor and asked Seeling to
meet him yesterday morning in the hospital parking lot to look at the motorcycle.
“We made agreements, and he started the bike, and said he would take it around
the block and test drive it. Well, he didn’t come back,” Seeling said
yesterday afternoon.

I’m glad we didn’t. :)

It’s amazing how close we got to nuclear war in the 1940s and 50s…probably a lot closer than most people even realize. Both this article and Dark Sun : The Making of the Hydrogen Bomb (excellent book, BTW) state that the United States was planning a preemptive nuclear strike on the Soviet Union.
The basic idea, as presented in particular by Rhodes in Dark Sun, is that the only way a nuclear war could be “won” (i.e. one of the sides left mostly intact) is through a preemptive and total nuclear attack on the enemy before they could attack you; a knockout punch delivered before the bell rings, so to speak. And since, in the late 40s and early 50s, we had that “knockout” capability and the Soviet Union did not, many people in very key military positions argued for the use of that capability at our earliest opportunity. Scary stuff.

Thankfully, more merciful heads prevailed.

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Yikes! In the Madonna theme that posted earlier this week, here – http://www.livejournal.com/talkpost.bml?itemid=6213218

words, evil news and stuff.

Just downloaded 2 years in the forbidden city to my palmtop… it’ll be easier to tate than the printed out version.

words of the day – (I seek to be neither)

timorous TIM-ur-us, adjective:
1. Full of apprehensiveness; timid; fearful.
2. Indicating, or caused by, fear.

The source of timorous is Latin timor, “fear.”

choleric (KOHL-uhr-ik) adjective

Easily irritated or angered: hot-tempered.

[Middle English colerik, from Latin cholericus, from Greek cholerikos.]

And now, the evil news.

The Most Jaded Man In America
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A New Jersey man may be a million dollars richer — but he doesn’t believe it, and apparently doesn’t want to be bothered.
Officials at H&R Block, the company that prepares people’s income tax returns, says the man has until Friday to claim his prize or they will give it to
somebody else.
“It is certainly an odd occurrence, but we are hoping that, by making every attempt to contact him, as well as going to the media and pleading with him to
claim this prize, is that we will indeed have a happy ending to this promotion,” said Janine Smiley, a company spokeswoman.

Life for Addict Who Buried Father Alive
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A heroin addict who bludgeoned his father with a hammer and then buried him alive has been jailed for life.
Kenny Wilkins, 22, attacked his 47-year-old father Kenneth Wilkins and dumped his body in a rubbish tip where they both worked.
Wilkins, of Shard End, Birmingham, used cash taken from his father’s body to buy drugs and pay off a £200 debt.
Birmingham Crown Court was packed with members of Mr Wilkins family who sat in silence as the prosecution detailed the brutal attack by his son.
The court heard Mr Wilkins had received seven hammer blows to his body and had fractures on his hands and arms where he had tried to fend off the blows.
When the prosecutor gave details of the bruises on Mr Wilkins’ body, which showed he had been alive when he was buried, members of his family broke down in tears and some left the court.

Kids Curse On Old Lady Works!
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An elderley woman has died following a confrontation with a group of children at her home in Lancashire.
Sheila Bridge, 62, collapsed within minutes of contacting the police about youngsters causing a disturbance near her sheltered accommodation in Nelson.

Kill and Cull
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China has denied allegations of harvesting and selling the body parts of executed prisoners, sometimes before the donors were clinically dead.
The allegations were made by a Chinese doctor, Wang Guoqi, during testimony to U.S. lawmakers Wednesday, where he described coordinated procedures between surgeons and Chinese government officials to extract convicts’ organs immediately after executions.

New Japanese Fetish
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“My undies? It’s a pain changing them sometimes. You know, like after you’ve stayed at a friend’s place, you don’t change ’em much,” 16-year-old Yumi says.
“But … I do make sure I use a protective sheet for secretions so my panties don’t get dirty.”
Kyoko, a 17-year-old Tokyo teen, tells a similar story.
“It costs a lot to buy underwear if you’re away from home for two or three days, right? That’s why I always used the protective sheets,” Kyoko says. “But I’ve stopped using them now. I used to leak a real lot of fluids. My panties would get all crunchy and the hairs would stick to them. It really hurt when I changed my undies.”

Mom Of Ugly Kid Goes On Rampage
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A lingering argument about the attractiveness of a baby ended Thursday night with a New Orleans woman being booked with attempted murder in connection with dousing 10 people — including two infants and a pregnant woman — with gasoline and then attempting to set them afire.
Cynthia Brown Brady, 32, of 8616 Colapissa St. was booked with 10 counts of attempted first-degree murder, 10 counts of attempted aggravated arson, criminal damage in the amount of $70 and trespassing, said Lt. Marlon Defillo, a New Orleans Police Department spokesman.

Pete Sampras Makes Move On Young Boy
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In front of a suddenly uneasy audience inside Court One, Pete Sampras revealed questionable judgment and taste Friday during his interaction with a ball boy during his third-round victory. Serving in the second set, Sampras began to charge toward the net when he slipped a few feet inside the baseline. As he fell down, the service return by Sargis Sargsian bounced and darted up into the left leg of Sampras’ shorts. Lying on the grass court laughing for several seconds, Sampras sat up with the ball lodged between his legs inside his shorts and looked over toward a ball boy. He smiled, crooked his finger and motioned for the school-aged boy to come toward him. The boy, visibly nervous, approached Sampras, who then touched the ball inside his shorts and asked the boy if he wanted to retrieve it.
“He can pick up the ball if he wants. He declined. I guess he didn’t want to go up my shorts.”

Fatties Are Funny and Its Okay To Point It Out.
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Clearly, studios have concluded that grossly overweight people make audiences laugh. They howl when Fat Bastard grunts, “Get in my belly,” or when a lean Eddie Murphy morphs into a plump Klump.
Yet some people aren’t laughing.
“Unfortunately, it’s funny to people,” said Dr. Lisa Berzins, director of women’s behavior medicine and the eating-disorder program at Manchester Memorial Hospital in Hartford, Conn. “For people who struggle with their weight, it’s not funny at all. The sad thing is people will pay more attention to a person dressed up in a fat suit than a fat person.”
Berzins says that fat suits send the message to society that it’s OK to make fun of overweight people.

word of the day – redolent

redolent RED-uh-lunt, adjective:

1. Having or exuding fragrance; scented; aromatic.
2. Full of fragrance; odorous; smelling (usually used with ‘of’ or ‘with’).
3. Serving to bring to mind; evocative; suggestive; reminiscent (usually used with ‘of’ or ‘with’).

Redolent derives from Latin redolens, -entis, present participle of redolere, “to emit a scent, to diffuse an odor,” from red-, re- + olere, “to exhale an odor.”

straight dope – foot binding

I’ve always been intrigued by the ancient custom in China of binding women’s feet. I’ve never seen an actual picture of what they end up looking like but have heard them referred to as “lotus blossoms.” Do they end up looking like a claw or just little tiny feet? Was this an attempt to further control women by crippling them so they couldn’t get away? Jean, via AOL

Continue reading straight dope – foot binding

word of the day – peremptory

peremptory puh-REMP-tuh-ree, adjective:

1. Precluding or putting an end to all debate or action.
2. Not allowing contradiction or refusal; absolute; decisive; conclusive; final.
3. Expressive of urgency or command.
4. Offensively self-assured or given to exercising usually unwarranted power; dictatorial; dogmatic.

Peremptory comes from Latin peremptorius, “destructive,” from peremptus, past participle of perimere, “to take thoroughly, to do away with, to destroy; hence, to thwart, to frustrate,” from per-, “thoroughly” + emere, “to take, to obtain.”

fascinating collection, reprinted frem ‘s journal

A bunch of interesting web search finds. Twill probably bore you to tears, but I find it all interesting.

“Did Caucasians inhabit North America before “Native” Americans? According to the few scientists who have studied the remains of Kennewick man, a pre-Colonial humanoid skeleton, the answer to this confounding question is “yes”. Kennewick Man, along with the oldest six human remains found within present day United States of America, display Caucasian characteristics in a geographical location traditionally viewed by Americans to have supported Indians indefinitely.”
http://www.teleport.com/~mcdsandy/english/kennewick.htm

Continue reading fascinating collection, reprinted frem ‘s journal

2 words of the day – nutraceutical & blackguard

nutraceutical (noo-truh-SOO-ti-kuhl) noun, adjective

1. A food with (or believed to have) medicinal properties.

2. Pertaining to nutraceuticals.

[Blend of nutrient and pharmaceutical.]

blackguard BLAG-urg, noun:
1. A rude or unscrupulous person; a scoundrel.
2. A person who uses foul or abusive language.

adjective:
Scurrilous; abusive; low; worthless; vicious; as, blackguard language.

transitive verb:
To revile or abuse in scurrilous language.

Blackguard is from black + guard. The term originally referred to the lowest kitchen servants of a court or of a nobleman’s household. They had charge of pots and pans and kitchen other utensils, and rode in wagons conveying these during journeys from one residence to another. Being dirtied by this task, they were jocularly called the “black guard.”

Word of the Day, and Evil News

interlard in-tur-LARD, transitive verb:
To insert between; to mix or mingle; especially, to introduce that which is foreign or irrelevant; as, to interlard a conservation with oaths or allusions.

Interlard comes from Middle French entrelarder, from Old
French, from entre, “between” (from Latin inter-) + larder, “to lard,” from larde, “lard,” from Latin lardum. The original sense of the word, now obsolete, was “to place lard or bacon amongst; to mix, as fat meat with lean.”

evil news-

McVeigh Execution Items Too Gruesome For Ebay
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A man hawking copies of Timothy McVeigh’s death certificate and handwritten last statement was booted off an Internet auction site after users thought his sale was too gruesome.

School Trips Banned Amid Child Slave Panic
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Burkina Faso ordered the suspension of school trips to Ivory Coast for fear that its children could be picked up as suspected slaves. Ivory Coast, facing criticism over the use of forced child labor on its cocoa plantations, has been repatriating hundreds of young people from Burkina Faso believed to be victims of a trade in child slaves.

Black Leaders Get Wacky!
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Some black politicians and civil rights activists refuse to pledge allegiance to the U.S. flag, calling it a symbol of slavery and racial oppression. “This flag represents the former colonies that enslaved our ancestors,” says Tennessee state Rep. Henri Brooks. “And when this flag was designed, they did not have [black people] in mind.”

Save the Children… So We Can Have Sex With Them.
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Nicholas Morency, 30, of Villas is the first person prosecuted in New Jersey for violating the 1994 Freedom of Access to Clinic Entrances Act.His 30-month prison sentence, however, also covers an unrelated offense, the possession of thousands of items of child pornography. Under federal sentencing guidelines, the child pornography offense is more serious and had the effect of giving Morency concurrent time for the Internet offense.

Visit Hawaii Before Its Too Late and They Are Too Old
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Support is building at the State Capitol for an effort to override Gov. Ben Cayetano’s veto of a bill to raise the age when minors can legally consent to having sex. Hawaii’s present age of consent is 14, the youngest in the nation, and the bill would have raised the age to 16. In cases where 14- and 15-year-olds have consensual sex with a person who is at least five years older, the bill called for adult offenders to face up to 20 years in prison.

The Best Slaves Are Chinese Slaves
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When a man offered Feng Chenyun temporary work in another city, she jumped at the chance. Barely literate and desperately poor, Ms. Feng had two children, 10 and 16, and it was nearly impossible to scrape together school fees from her small plot of rice and rape seed.

Her husband was working as a migrant laborer 1,000 miles away, in Guangdong Province. At 37, she had never left her county in Sichaun Province and was feeling restless.

“I went with him because he was offering me work,” she said, recounting from her small dark home the start of a tale that still brings tears three years later. “I just wanted to get out and earn a bit of money.”

Instead, Ms. Feng was kidnapped, drugged, placed on a train and sold for about $1,500 as a bride to a brick maker in faraway Xinjiang Province — becoming one of the tens if not hundreds of thousands of poor Chinese women who are sold on a black market each year.

sexy factoids – (Not all verified, anyone care to prove/disprove?)

The well-recognized Egyptian Ankh is actually a symbol representing the male and female sex organs.

In the original Grimm Sleeping Beauty fairy tale, the Prince rapes her while she sleeps and then leaves before she wakes up.

Australian women are the most likely to have sex on the first date.

The word “vanilla” comes from the Latin word for vagina, because of the vanilla pod’s resemblance to the female genitalia.

A man’s penis not only shrinks during cold weather but also from intense nonsexual excitement like when his favorite team scores a touchdown.

Today, Japan leads the world in condom use. Like cosmetics, they’re sold door to door, by women.

Menstrual cramps have been known, in rare cases, to induce orgasm.

Researchers at Rutgers University in New Jersey found ten women ranging in age from 32 to 67 who could reach an orgasm simply by fantasizing about sex, without even having to touch themselves. Unfortunately, names and phone numbers were not released.

Women are most likely to want to commit adultery when they’re ovulating.

The name of Wyoming’s Grand Tetons mountain range literally means “Big Tits”.

Women who went to college are more likely to enjoy both the giving and receiving of oral sex than high school dropouts.

The best way to find out how well-endowed a man is, isn’t to look at his hands, feet or nose, but see (or ask) how well-endowed his father was. What is in a man’s jeans are in the man’s genes.

The word avocado comes from the Spanish word aguacate which in turn is derived from the Aztec word ahuacatl which meant testicle. You’ll probably never look at guacamole the same way again.

The word “gymnasium” comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means “to exercise naked.”

White women and those women with a college degree in particular are the most receptive to anal sex.

The first condoms made from vulcanized rubber appeared in the 1870s, were expensive and annoyingly thick. Considering the price, a man was instructed to wash it before and after use, and then reuse it until it cracked or tore.

While we think of Cupid today as an innocent youth with bow and arrow, his original representation by the pedophiliac Greeks was that of a beautiful young boy whose naked form was considered to be the embodiment of sexual love.

It was during the sexually repressive Victorian era that the formerly nude Cupid was redesigned as wearing a skirt.

Jazz fans, gun owners and those who lack confidence in the president are among the most sexually active Americans.

According to a recent survey, more Americans lose their virginity in June than in any other month (must be all those proms and weddings).

word of the day

mephitic muh-FIT-ik, adjective:
1. Offensive to the smell; as, mephitic odors.
2. Poisonous; noxious.

Mephitic is the adjective form of mephitis, “a foul-smelling or noxious exhalation from the earth; a stench from any source,” from the Latin.

Newton’s litter box had quite a mephitic quality this morning…I think it was all the salmon-treats from last night.

From the straight dope – Why is cheddar cheese orange?

Why is cheddar cheese orange? Do they color it that way, or is it part of the cheese-ifying process? I know that cheese is made from milk, but I don’t think that I could make the milk in my fridge turn orange, no matter how long I left it in there. What’s up?

Answer –

It’s orange because they dye it orange. You knew this, of course. The question is, Why orange as opposed to, say, a nice taupe? As near as cheese historians can make out, the practice originated many years ago in England. Milk contains varying amounts of beta-carotene, the yellow-orange stuff found in carrots and other vegetables. Milk from pasture-fed cows has higher beta-carotene levels in the spring and summer, when the cows are munching on fresh grass, and lower levels during the fall and winter, when they’re eating hay. Thus the natural color of the cheese varies over the course of a year. So cheese makers began adding coloring agents. Nowadays the most common of these is annatto, a yellow-red dye made from the seeds of a tree of the same name. Dyeing the cheese eliminated seasonal color fluctuations and also played to the fact (or anyway the belief) that spring/summer milk had a higher butterfat content than the fall/winter kind and thus produced more flavorful cheese. Figuring if yellow = good, orange = better, some cheese makers began ladling in the annatto in double handfuls, producing cheese that looked like something you’d want to carve into a jack-o’-lantern. In recent years some smaller operations have rebelled and stopped using colorants. Be forewarned–according to one cheese making text, uncolored cheese is a “sordid, unappetizing melange of dirty yellow.” But at least it’s real.

A related question: What’s the deal with so-called process cheese and cheese spreads such as the infamous Velveeta? They’re not completely synthetic, as some believe; rather, they’re made by mixing and heating natural cheeses and emulsifiers, producing a “homogenous plastic mass.” (I am quoting from my cheese book, you understand.) While we gourmands may sniff at such stuff, it does have the advantages of uniformity, long shelf life, and comparatively low production cost, no small achievement in a world where many are glad to have any cheese at all.

I see a lot of bloviators on LJ…

bloviate BLOH-vee-ayt, intransitive verb:
To speak or write at length in a pompous or boastful manner.

Bloviate is from blow + a mock-Latinate suffix -viate. Compare blowhard, “a boaster or braggart.” Bloviation is the noun form; a bloviator is one who bloviates.

Trivia: Bloviate is most closely associated with U.S.President Warren G. Harding, who used it frequently and who was known for long, windy speeches. H.L. Mencken said of him, “He writes the worst English that I have ever encountered. It reminds me of a string of wet sponges; it reminds me of tattered washing on the line; it reminds me of stale bean soup, of college yells, of dogs barking idiotically through endless nights. It is so bad that a sort of grandeur creeps into it. It drags itself out of the dark abysm of pish, and crawls insanely up the topmost pinnacle of posh. It is rumble and bumble. It is flap and doodle. It is balder and dash.”