Tag Archives: video
8479 –
I fear the urge to see snakes on a plane has passed. I was enjoying the hype far more than I could possibly enjoy the movie. Maybe I’ll feel differently once I hear a fun review of it, or make a party out of going. Monster House might be a winner, though.
The other side of Newtcam… what folks don’t normally see in the Scotto Grotto
Moment of Lyric – youtube video – I dig the dancing.(even though the main kid looks like Ronald McDonald and Michael Jackson’s love child.)
http://www.youtube.com/v/tqBzt1cUVyo
Lost my shape-Trying to act casual!
Can’t stop-I might end up in the hospital
I’m changing my shape-I feel like an accident
They’re back!-To explain their experience
Isn’t it weird/Looks too obscure to me
Wasting away/And that was their policy
I’m ready to leave-I push the fact in front of me
Facts lost-Facts are never what they seem to be
Nothing there!-No information left of any kind
Lifting my head-Looking for danger signs
8474 – Stuff and such
Article discussing religious uses and values concerning the wearing of rings. (Episcopal rings, both at an earlier and later period, were sometimes used as receptacles for relics.)
Note – Flemish (A variant of Dutch) is spoken in much of Belgium.
My Cat’s got Knees by Joel and Jaqui. Also, I like your pants.
I sort of dig the revised rust monster from mearls.
Cool underground city pictures
Via Springheel Jack – We screwed up Lake Okeechobee so bad, we have to build a new one
Am I too old to be enthusiastic about the coming Ninja Turtles movie? I think it looks pretty nifty, but I’m looking more forward to Zoom.
Between a kink in my back, steady thrumming rain outside and a steadily purring Newton inside, I fairly well slept away my Saturday. Touched base with a number of nice folks, too.
Moment of Lyric – (vox audio)
The warmth of your love’s
Like the warmth from the sun
And this will be our year
Took a long time to come…
Don’t let go of my hand
Now the darkness has gone
This will be our year
Took a long time to come…
And I won’t forget
The way you helped me up when I was down
And I won’t forget
The way you said “darling, I love you”
You gave me faith to go on
Now we’re there
And we’ve only just begun
This will be our year
Took a long time to come…
The warmth of your smile
Smile for me, little one
And this will be our year
Took a long time to come…
You don’t have to worry
All your worried days are gone
This will be our year
Took a long time to come…
And I won’t forget
The way you helped me up when I was down
And I won’t forget
The way you said “darling, I love you”
You gave me faith to go on
Now we’re there
We’ve only just begun
This will be our year
Took a long time to come…
And this will be our year
Took a long time to come…
The Electric Company – Victor Borge – Audible Punctuation
http://www.youtube.com/v/2F0Lrz8DWtE
1 year ago – GrayP, Allergy results, Candice gives me her number, google hybrid, love song / mind control,
2 years ago – I Robot, The Flo, LiveJournal Gallery, 1000 white cards revisited
3 years ago – Evil Fish, Bro, Brace, bazillion questions meme, crow tools, Elton Ock, LJ pings for you
4 years ago – Janet Reno, 1000 blank white cards, lost links, Dumpster Diving,singing kitty, palm sketches, snickitty-snackitty man, managing activism
5 years ago – melted heart, epizootic ,hair bears, playing majestic
6 years ago – bedtime thoughts
8473 – Stevie Wonder – Sesame Street song (live)
http://www.youtube.com/v/BUgTkM5R20g
Simple things make me happy. I’d love to see a kid’s show today as awesome
Y’know, as an aside, I think of the 70’s New York as the Definitive “Spider-Man” setting… possibly that’s when I was reading the comics of the time. Wide Collars, brown vests over flowery shirts, Girls with ironed hair and wide hair-bands, bell-bottoms. Heck, Morgan Freeman as Easy Reader.
When I think of DC comics, my mind rewinds a bit to the mid-late ’60s. (Unless it’s war comics – Same goes for Captain America/Wonder Woman, set in the late 30s, early 40s.) – But Friendly-Batman is linked inexorably to the 60’s or 90s as “hardcore guy” , while Superman is the ’50s… almost Archie-style. Team-ups between the two, or JLA stuff flashes a bit forward to 80s-ville.
TV and movies are part of it, but more is the comics themselves.
8465 – this week is moving fast, despite my best efforts.
Meeting with Mom after work to do will-stuff. She seems particularly enthusiastic to make sure the condo will go to the family rather than the state…. So, If I snuff it under suspicious circumstances, you know who to chase down for questioning, dear journal.
Pretty Keen Stop Motion video of a guy coasting through his day. I wish Youtube would support higher quality movies.
Minimum Wage (in Florida) is Currently $6.40. When I took my first Job at Taco Bell, it paid $3.35 and hour – That was back in 1985. (Starting wages at the library were a whopping $4.42, plus super insurance/etc bennies.) I wonder how well each state compares to cost of living expenses?
For “tipped employees” meeting eligibility requirements for the tip credit under the FLSA, employers may count tips actually received as wages under the FLSA, but the employer must pay “tipped employees” a direct wage in an amount equal to the minimum wage of $6.40 minus $3.02 (which, as required by Florida’s Constitution, is the 2003 tip credit existing under the FLSA), or a direct hourly wage of $3.38 on January 1, 2006.
San Fran, California is $8.50… Kansas is $2.65. Six States have no minimum wage laws.
Like the Federal wage and hour law, State law often exempts particular occupations or industries from the minimum labor standard generally applied to covered employment. This information often may be found at the websites maintained by State labor departments. Links to these websites are available at www.dol.gov/esa/contacts/state_of.htm.
Just a reminder from this entry in 2001 –
This from Webster’s: (see dictionary.com if there’s any doubt)
Main Entry: pum ·per ·nick ·el
Pronunciation: ‘p&m-p&r-“ni-k&l
Function: noun
Etymology: German, from pumpern to break wind + Nickel goblin; from its reputed indigestibility
Date: 1756
: a dark coarse sourdough bread made of unbolted rye flour
Answer each with 2 words – from sister Kellie –
yourself: big lug
your car: city bus
your hair: going gray
your mother: still alive
your father: airborne ash
your favorite item: cosmic cube
your dream last night: toothy cars
your favorite drink: rum punch
your dream home: securely comfy
the room you’re in: cleanly cluttered
your pet: orange monkey
your fear: hurting others
what you want to be in ten years: even better
who you hung out with last night: the Newt!
what you’re not: eating sharks
your best friends: are nice
one of your wish list items: comic book
your gender: a feller
the last thing you did: checked lj
what are you wearing: my clothes
your favorite weather: cool sleeping
your favorite book: dandilion wine
the last thing you ate: chewy cookie
your life: will improve
your mood: getting there
A-Z meme
accent: Fairly generic, but I pronounce some words oddly – “Noice” for nice, for example.
booze: I don’t really drink, but rum punch is good
chore I hate: cleaning the bathroom
dogs/cats: Newton! The coolest cat within the state of florida, I’d wager.
essential electronics: pda and digicam. the phone can go leap.
favorite perfume/cologne: I don’t currently wear one, and woman’s fragrances depend on the woman.
gold/silver: silver, generally.
hometown: Brockton, MA, USA, but I’ve been in SoFla for ages.
insomnia: infrequent, but I do have some restless nights.
job title: MIS Director / Child Advocate.
kids: See Newt!
living arrangements: Newt and I live in a 1-bedroom condo. Finally have some space to maneuver!
most admired trait: (in others.. and in myself) basic internal goodness
number of significant relationships: I’m not trying to be a wiseguy when I say that all relationships are significant.
overnight hospital stays: Back surgeries
phobia: nothing that’s at “irrational fear” level.
quotes: “It’s all just a ride” – Bill Hicks
religion: Agnostic with Athiest leanings.
siblings: one younger bro (I’m 3.5 years older.)
time I usually wake up: workdays – 5:30am, weekends, about 7:30
unusual talent: I can make baby-cry noises that are pretty realistic.
vegetables I refuse to eat: raw tomatoes (I won’t totally refuse, but I’ll resist, a lot!)
worst habit: procrastination
x-rays: when i broke my collarbone
yummy foods I make: all sorts.. veggie stir-fry is a pretty simple but tasty one.
zodiac sign: Aquarius / Earth Monkey
DVD43 is a free DVD decrypter.
WHAT DOES IT DO?: DVD43 decrypts DVD movies. COMPATIBLE SOFTWARE: Nero Recode, Intervideo DVD Copy, 1Click DVD Copy, Pinnacle DVD Copy, I Copy DVDs, Roxio DVD Copy and many more.
About time.. now I can recover my old, battle-damaged Godzilla DVDs.
Moment of Lyric (audio at my vox, via 
bhk! Thanks!)
We’re setting sail to a place on the map
From which no-one has ever returned
Drawn by the promise of the joker and the fool
By the light of the crosses that burned
Drawn by the promise of the women and lace
And the gold and the cotton and pearls
It’s the place where they keep all the darkness you need
You sail away from the light of the world on this trip, baby
You will pay tomorrow
You’re gonna pay tomorrow
You will pay tomorrow
8461 – Monday? Oh, odds bodkins.
Apparently the Algorithm march is some kind of sensation that I’m late to learn about. More power to ’em!
| You Are 24% Control Freak |
 You have achieved the perfect balance of control and letting go. You tend to roll with whatever life brings, but you never get complacent. |
Sunday was a true day of rest… I only ventured outside to do put clothes in the washer and dryer… and that was after sundown. I took a couple of short naps, gabbed on the phone a bit, and paid attention to the Newtster.
“I hesitate to say anything nice about him, for fear that it would be used against him. And that’s a terrible commentary on the state of politics and the political climate today.”
– Senator John McCain, Republican / Arizona, on Senator Joseph I. Lieberman, Democrat / Connecticut.
This Page shows the current Fairy Doors in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Each thumbnail links to a page, which elaborates on the specific location of the fairy door, represented. The Pin map shows the distribution of the tiny doors. Tiny doors have been the principle element in common. Some of the location have tiny windows and even elaborate interior spaces as well as fairy doors. The miniature doors match or coordinate with the larger human doors of each location.
found via
I can surf Flickr at random for hours…it’s more a nosy delight than random LJs. I don’t know if it’s just easier to produce quality or interesting pictures over the cliche of 1000 words, but there it is. Maybe there’s just a lot more to see than there is to say.
1 year ago – Kev day, pictures of train station/toys/etc, mr moonlight
2 years ago – mind flayer doodle, travel plans, blue ink, Warriors…., phone posts
3 years ago – odd dreams, Gary hart, pizza box solar oven, hunting for Bambi hoax, walnut walks with a bellydancer
4 years ago – CHiPs, Spreading rumors
5 years ago – Music Mystery Solved, exegesis, evil news, Earhart’s wreck perhapsfound, I discover Google image search, sea creature poll, why poop isbrown
6 years ago – Scheduled Departure time set in stone, something at Archie Mcphee no longer there, sitcom nudity-logic
8425 – random brain dump
I really like the word “cavort“.
Nice dreams last night… pretty surreal for the most part, including some TV crossover With Jimmy Doohan and Barbara Eden – Sort of a Montgomery Scott dreams of Jeannie. “Ye Canna Change the laws of Physics” “Why not, Master?” Arms-fold, *blink* and suddenly, cheese is an explosive.
He then flips out over all the things that will upset the universe, and hilarity ensues.
Illustrated Gravity’s Rainbow.
Random Scotto factoid – I think Mother Jefferson looks a lot like Shari Lewis’s Lambchop.
the show with zefrank: 06-26-06 – Ze was having a poopy day like me yesterday. I cheered up in the evening, though. I’m very blessed to have nice people in my life talking about blue stuff and baths and snowflakes and such.
Moment of lyric – Youtube
8415 – What speak you words that have no meaning?
Danny and I were pretty bushed yesterday, after work.. not in the mood for movies about weather or bigh boats or wacky couples sharing an apartment. Instead, we walked around toys ‘r us, had Thai/Japanese food. (interesting to have veggie rolls as appetizers, and then Pad Thai with tofu for main meal.)
Waitresses were stern, but massively skilled, superb service and swift… smiles flickered to their faces when eye contact was met… only to fade out as they moved on. Danny ventured that they were under cover martial artists, due to the clockwork precision. They were tipped well.
We went back to my place to do a little game of pirates, but were feeling too lazy to roll dice or push 2 inch plastic boats, so we watched an episode of Red Dwarf, Zefrank’s video journal, and about 10 minutes of Land of the lost.
8404 – BANGS! Monday Already? I feel like I’m still in the 70s.
Nice to be relieved of on-call by EN yesterday…. I really prefer to have my weekend to myself, if it can be helped. Lovely rain all day Sunday, and I didn’t do much in way of walkies, due to the foot boo-boo.
Feeling nostalgic for the mid-late 70s… Remembering imprints from the first decade of life, or thereabouts. Sort of funny…so many of folks I know and talk to regularly weren’t even protein yet in 1975. Oh, for the good ol’ days of eating Cap’n Crunch in front of the boob tube watching cartoons or whatnot before the sun has even come up, without a care in the world. Bro still just about 2 years old or so… My Dad about a decade younger than I am now, Momster even younger than that. Only responsibilities are not to wake anybody up.. maybe do a little coloring, or read a book about dinosaurs with word searches and connect the dots at the end of each chapter.
Even as a munchkin, I had to have mixed media piped into my skull… tv, reading, writing, coloring, action figures (or tiny ones, like army men/cowboys and indians cast in plastic).. usually all at the same time. I’m the only person I know that drew crayoned outlines on paper of my GI Joe and Hulk Dolls. Not that I was playing coroner, or anything. I just liked filling in the silhouettes in different poses as a kind of multicolored version of Hiroshima shadows, usually in multiple overlays.
I still remember that Hulk doll with the torn purple pants and the left leg repaired with a nut and bolt across the knee by my dad. More flashback-type stuff from that period.
From ZDNet:
The U.S. House of Representatives definitively rejected the concept of Net neutrality on Thursday, dealing a bitter blow to Internet companies like Amazon.com, eBay and Google that had engaged in a last-minute lobbying campaign to support it.
Juliabee put me onto heifer.org – Nifty sounding group to help teach folks self-reliance.
Heifer’s mission is to end hunger and poverty and care for the earth and they do that by working with communities. Heifer provides families with training and a livestock gift. The family then has hope for a sustainable future and they in turn become donors by passing on the gift of the animal’s offspring to another family in need. Take a look at this video to learn more about this organization that helps families all over the world.
Some interesting packages… the honeybees, chicks and the goats, for example. (the other packages)
If we had more Zombies, we wouldn’t need to worry about gas prices.
Random Scotto factoid – I like the Smothers Brothers.
Moment of Lyric – (video)
Once I had a love and it was a gas, soon turned out had a heart of glass.
Seemed like the real thing, only to find mucho mistrust.
Love’s gone behind.
Once I had a love and it was divine.
Soon found out I was losing my mind.
It seemed like the real thing but I was so blind.
Mucho mistrust.
Love’s gone behind.
In between “what I find is pleasing” and “I’m feeling fine”, love is so confusing.
It’s no peace of mind if I fear I’m losing you.
It’s just no good, you teasing like you do.
Once I had a love and it was a gas, soon turned out had a heart of glass.
Seemed like the real thing, only to find mucho mistrust.
Love’s gone behind.
Lost inside adorable illusion and I cannot hide.
I’m the one you’re using please don’t push me aside.
We could make it cruising, yeah.
Yeah, riding high on love’s true bluish light
Ooh ooh ooh whoa x4
Once I had a love and it was a gas, soon turned out to be a pain in the ass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find mucho mistrust.
Love’s gone behind.
Hurricane Stuff via Infomaniac
A Failure to Communicate: Politics, Scams, and Information Flow During Hurricane Katrina in Searcher. Discussion of Websites, jornals and coverage from two library professionals at Western Washington U.
IbisEYE,hurricane forecasting tool (using Google Maps) from Sarasota herald tribune. Also has tracks of all Florida-landing storms since 1851. (I really dig this)
I had to seach the Far out Space Nuts… Youtube didn’t let me down.
Oh man… I forgot about Honky. Even at 6 years old, I put on the “aw, geez” face. Got to love the name “Honky” though.
Opening theme – End Credits theme
See also Dr. Shrinker, Lost Saucer, Electrawoman and Dynagirl (I had a huge crush on Dynagirl… when I was 8.), Land Of The Lost…
That really explains a lot of how I turned out.
Other Disturbing moments of TV history – the evoloution of Three’s Company – Pilot credits –
Three’s Company Unaired Pilot TV Theme #1– no lyrics, just “do dee do dee doot doo”
Three’s Company Unaired Pilot TV Theme #2
The strongest elements were there from the get-go, Jack and the Ropers.
Additional Schmaltz – Courtship of Eddies Father on youtube. At times, I’m a colossal sap.
For later ref – Tomi’s Vette
1 year ago – Going postal, free pie, Global Frequency, Who, Kim Possible, writing, JC & fish sammiches, mouse update, UN food force, Hav, Work Sanity, fridge cleanup, Chloe-pup, sweet farm girl mp3, Hunter-Newt face pics (vs. a paper strip),
2 years ago – Astronauts, Hound Dogs, doodles, $0.21, CoH rough, Camels vs Tigers, Hustler Store on its way.
3 years ago – there-music, vampires, Bollywood posters, billy the kid
4 years ago – wondering about hover cars and jetpacks, mad shark, bad tattoos,rainbow in every teardrop, kid at work day, wondering about my own,Freedom force supers, misc bro & Danny get togethers
5 years ago – irenic & potatory, recovering from yuck, idea12, waving, coffeeflavored cereals, evil news, html brad hoax, plucking out a worm, lovestruck
6 years ago – fooling myself, Superman is JC, site poetry via cmdrtaco
8395 – Klonhertz – Three Girl Rhumba (Promo Video)
This is Klonhertz rendition of the classic Wire jam “Three Girl Rhumba” with a paper bag cut-out band.
Hooray for Paper dolls!
Think of a number,
divide it by two,
something is nothing,
nothing is nothing.
Open a box,
tear off the lid,
then think of a number,
don’t think of an answer.
Open your eyes,
think of a number,
don’t get swept under,
a number’s a number
A chance encounter you want to avoid,
the inevitable, so you do, oh yes you do the impossible
Now you ain’t got a number,
you just want to rhumba,
and there ain’t no way you’re gonna go under
Go under
8366 – Wind whistling through the trees
If it’s Monday, I must have linkies.
Holy Cow. I just found out that the doctor form house was a character on the old Black Adder Series. Well, Hoorah! I didn’t realiseit was the same guy until his face melted off while breaking a girl’s finger. (Let’s see if I remember that episode a year from now)
Nice thoughts – Dreamt of a smoke colored cat named Ivy.
Evolution of Dance on Youtube… 6 minutes of fun wasted time.
Historical Sounds in MP3 Format Nifty to hear Albert Einstein and Tomas Edison’s Actual voices. Ghandi’s voice is very unusual. Some oddball choices in there, like “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up”, too.
An adventure is misery and discomfort relived in the safety of reminiscence – Marco Polo.
That’s how I’ll sound with a mouthful of crabs. (Not quite as catchy as the Dugong Song.)
Moment of Lyric – mp3 (see also the mp3 ukelele version- via)
Load up on guns
Bring your friends
Its fun to lose
And to pretend
Shes overboard
Myself assured
I know I know
A dirty word
Hello (x 16)
With the lights out its less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido
Yeah
8364 – Cleaning the apt time!
Saw Ray I. out in the parking lot at work yesterday. He seems to be doing well, looks healthy and has been married 4 years now. It seems he’ splaying D&D online regularly.
Is it wrong of me to be in support of Robbie Rotten on Lazytown?
I want to be a lazy scout. (At Least today.)
Moment of Lyric – mp3
I really like the song mostly just for the yeah yeahs and the riffs, but here’ the lyrics, anyhow.
If you could blow up the world with the flick of a switch
Would you do it?
If you could make everybody poor just so you could be rich
Would you do it?
If you could watch everybody work while you just lay on your back
Would you do it?
If you could take all the love without giving any back
Would you do it?
And so we cannot know ourselves or what we’d really do…
With all your power
With all your power
With all your power
What would you do?
If you could make your own money and then give it to everybody
Would you do it?
If you knew all the answers and could give it to the masses
Would you do it?
No no no no no no are you crazy?
It’s a very dangerous thing to do exactly what you want
Because you cannot know yourself or what you’d really do
With all your power
With all your power
With all your power
Windows Vista Upgrade Advisor Beta – a small application that you can run on your current Windows XP-based computer to find out if it’s ready for an upgrade to Windows Vista.
see also:
Let’s say you change the password very often on your Windows XP admi naccount from your home computer and you suddenly realize you don’t remember the password. What do you do? No, you don’t reinstall WindowsXP and you don’t format your hard-disk. You download Offline NT password & Registry editor,create a bootable floppy or CD, boot from the floppy / CD and start the utility. You can reset the password of any user that has a local account on your system.
This tip works for NT operating system: Windows NT4, 2000, XP and 2003.
Another play Hollywood movie trailer, called 10 Things I Hate About Commandments. — a comedy 3,000 years in the making.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1kqqMXWEFs
Maybe visiting with mental_circles and other nifty folk to celebrate her b’day by having Mexican food and good cheer.
Possibly going to Fairchild today to smell a stinky, but lovely tuber. Not sure if I want to drop $20 to smell rotting meat, but how often does one get to see something like that? This year’s bloom is currently at 7’1″ / 100lbs.
1 year ago – Star Wars With Kev & Bheesham, Apophenia, vega, posting distro, newt and Orangeade pic
2 years ago – friendly gator banished, bro moving, spymac, ephemerist, oddtodd’s gig
3 years ago – monkey-shakespeare, 5-things meme, military waste, ad shield
4 years ago – good walkies, missv goodies (need to reupload pic of newt in his cloth), piggy database
5 years ago – fun tv, lambaste, 9-to-5, Hawaiian love, tv part poll, astley issues, cool orange cats, clutch, gun quote
8351 – Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, a Day of Rest!
Got together with Kev last night, did a classic fart party at my place… pizza, caught up on gossip and family, and watched the extended version of buckaroo banzai. I think that he’ll do quite well to be away from his siblings and in-laws for a year. Newt was pretty talkative…he smelled Kev’s Zoo, and was investigating him the whole time, alternately nuzzling, sniffing, and bipping.
Yesterday morning when I left for work, the smell of ozone was in the air, and thunder in the distance. I put my palm, cell phone and digicam in a sealed plastic bag, and went to the stop with umbrella as a walking-stick. Before I cleared the D building, it was coming down in sheets. By the time I made it to the bus stop, I was soaked through, save for a circle of only semi-wet the size of my bumbershoot coverage. My natural body-heat dried most of me out, save for socks and shoes, which squished throughout the day. Not the most fun feeling, and I really couldn’t take ’em off, because I had some dog & pony shows / trainings to do. I was more than delighted to be free of those foot-bindings once I arrived home.
Moment of Lyric – Instrumental – Can be found at BeaucoupKev’s
Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (Calif.) told her caucus members during their weekly closed meeting Wednesday that impeachment is off the table; she is not interested in pursuing it.
Dear Ms. Pelosi, kiss my ass. If it’s your job to assist in prosecution of folks that commit crimes, then assist. If they don’t find any crimes, then state that fact, clear their good name and move on to doing your fricking job elsewhere.
The water-cooled “alien spacesuits” are being handed out to turret gunners in their notoriously vulnerable Humvee vehicles. Continue reading 8351 – Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, a Day of Rest!
8344 – Sunday, a day of rest?
I may be getting a touch sick… serious fatigue yesterday – 4×45 minute naps, and was still beat… mild hot flashes. I couldn’t be bothered to leave the house at all, so no free comic books, Morikami or air show memories for me.
Still a bit weary this morning.
Did you know that if you have a picture on flickr, make it private and then public again, all the favorites attached to it fall off?
I found the security video feed to a store up the street from me. (It only seems to go live outside of business hours)
Kids in the Hall – Dawn of the Dead.
Yup, this sums it up pretty well. “We’re safe, but for how long?”
70 free Streaming video channels,all on one page.(warning for folks with kiddies, there are some 18+ only channels on there, too)
Nice cluster of channels from 18-22 when I tuned in, I hit – vintage superman cartoons, Gamera, an episode of Gunsmoke, some Italian horror and a Lou Costello bit.
Moment of lyric – mp3
Cut the fat off the back of a baboon
Boil it down to a pound into the spoon
Scoop the eye from a fly flying backwards
Take the jaws and the paws off a ‘coon
Take your time, I ain’t lyin’ for good cookin’
Cause the rest of this mess ain’t good lookin’
Take the fleas from the knees of a demon
Tell your pals and gals and come screamin’
To the feast with the beast of the Mau Maus
They make wine from the spine of their bulldogs
They dance and romance for 90 days
It’s a test for the best for who stays
at the feast with the beast of the Mau Maus
Brush your teeth with a piece of a goose toenail
After death steal a breath of a drunk in jail
Pull the skin off your friend with a razor blade
And tonight change tomorrow and bring back yesterday
Shake your hip, bite your lip, and shoot your mother-in-law
Put on your gorilla suit, drink some elbow soup and have a ball
Get it straight, don’t be late, it’s time for mad fun
Take off your shoes, and cook onion stew
They have really begun!
Feast of the Mau Maus has begun
At the feast with the beast of the Mau Maus
They make wine from the spine of their bulldogs
they dance and romance for 90 days
It’s a best of a test for who stays
And a feast with the beast of the Mau Maus
Yes, we’ll have a good time.
C’mon and have a good time. *snort-laugh*
Most Recent Listened Tracks on my winamp player (and ID-able by last.fm)
Star Trek Cribs – The Director’s Cut
1 year ago – bro search, strongman stunts, blood, mark of beast=50 less, monsters inc, day in the life, fishstories born (long since made dormant), unique id, Chlamydia Outbreak Kills Penguins, tv cars, voice post,
2 years ago – quorn, sunset, mean newt face, pet stroller, entertainment pondering, jail hubbub
3 years ago – There pirate quest (still no beards, but eye patches!), first PT, Being D’s spokesmodel, orange cat fan club
4 years ago – Slept in, Star Wars Field trip, getting into php/MySQL, brush your cat’s teeth, pix of me working on bro’s computer, haiku, classic tv
5 years ago – embedding is verboten, apartment desc, Mateo’s Josie is born!, good stuff, all around
8332 – MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MONDAY! ARGH!
The Sarah Jane episode of Dr. Who didn’t disappoint, and it was delightful to see both her and K9 again. I do think that if the Doctor had been a little less “devil may care”, a lot fewer innocents would’ve been killed.
In other TV news, I was enjoying Charmed, until they added the blond “cousin oliver”. See also the addition of the kid on Gilmore Girls. They’re just counting down to the end.
Right on. Happy Little Trees! “We don’t make mistakes, we just have happy accidents.” I love that guy.
Is it true that 1 human being out of 5 is a Chinese farmer? There are a lot of 20% breakdowns on google.
A few –
- one in every five Americans are currently infected with a sexually transmitted viral disease.
- One in every five Americans, experiences some type of mental disorder each year
- The bacteria that cause meningococcal disease are carried by about one in every five people.
- One in every five people in Nairobi is HIV positive
- About one in every five people have genital herpes
- one in every five people in Jordan have made pledges to UNICEF
- One in every five people lack access to safe drinking water.
- one in every five people on the planet is a Muslim.
- One in every five people in Seoul owns dogs or other pets.
- Mild side effects of the Japanese Encephalitis Virus Vaccine occur in about one in every five people who receive it.
- one in every five people has a reading problem
- One in every five people in the developing world is chronically undernourished
- By 2030, one in every five people is likely to be 65 or older
- one in every five people who work for the State of California works for the Department of Corrections
- one in every five people in the world is surviving on less than $1 a day
- One in every five people with sight problems has another disability
- One in every five people with HIV is a prison inmate or a former inmate
- In Michigan, nearly one in every five people is out of work
To the best of my knowledge, I don’t fall into any of those groups.
I’d say I know folks that fall into group #1, #2, #4 (but not from Nairobi), #5, #6, #8, #9 (in Seoul), #11, #13 (I think GP falls into that group… I’ll be 61), #14, #15, #16, #17
It’s really hard to find a house painted green in my neighborhood. I have yellow, many shades of blue, pink, white, and gray… but no green. Also, I’ve found no stray kitties in my walkabout… Seester Kelliebellie gave me a challenge! I like it, but it may take me longer than I had anticipated.
I had a little tummy-ache this weekend…feeling a bit better now.
Everybody’s got something to hide except me and my monkey.
– John Lennon
I like monkeys – mp3
I was walking through town one day and I noticed that the pet store was selling monkeys for five cents apiece. I thought that was odd since they were normally a couple thousand dollars or something, but I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. You know why? I like monkeys.