“Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmmm . . . sounds like every commercial on TV doesn’t it?”

Twist ending of The Day After Tomorrow (Warner Books)
by Allan Folsom

The last sentece is – “The frozen, severed head of Adolf Hitler”. There, I saved you 700 pages of dreck. (thanks for the notice, Larry!)