HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY
To everyone who has acted as a caregiver and nurtured a living thing. Newt brought me a dead lizard. How did he know?
*Huggo*
Won a cool 60’s style blue and purple tie-dye buggy at the theme party last night… Top door prize. D got an orange butterfly top, and the other prizes were a men’s tie-dye, and I forget what else.
That makes 4 vehicles that I’ve won, (not counting the groovy pirate buggy that I was given).
Why you should never, NEVER flush a used condom…
There’s a special brand of cheap condom making the rounds in Europe and just entering the North American market. The brand is popular for its especially pleasing “texture.” What many don’t know is that when these condoms have served their purpose, they’re actually fertilized. Submerging them in water completes the gestation process and within 24 hours, the condoms become living, swimming little latex creatures desperately wanting to go somewhere. If placed in a container, they’ll just keep swimming in that same direction, bopping their head against their prison walls or leaping out of the container to their suffocating death. As far as anyone “in the know” knows, they’ll die when exposed to open air or when turned inside out and emptied of their contents.
Anyway, just to be on the safe side, don’t ever flush a condom. You never know where it’ll end up.
