Welcome to Baby Ink, where we believe that it’s never to early to start expressing your unique personality through professional, high quality body art. Baby Ink locations are non-threatening, family friendly places where people of all ages can feel calm and at ease. Although we are the ORIGINAL body art chain to cater to toddlers and children, our experienced, talented staff is glad to work on people of all ages. So whether you’re 8 months or 88 years old, if you’re ready for a tattoo or a body piercing-the clear choice is Baby Ink.
(update, it’s a confirmed fraud, but an impressive gag.)
Frankie, the creepy neighbor came by last night at midnight, purportedly to give me a spinach roll from work (he keeps mentioning that he’ll bring me a pizza or something from work for letting him use the phone… I thank him, and he asks to use the phone again… calling a friend of his up to come take him somewhere. After he’d left, I notice that the spinach roll is still warm. I unwrap it, and there’s a bite out of the end. Ugh. He could have at least cut that portion off. Between that, and the generally creepy vibe the guy throws off, I opted not to eat it, even if it’s a waste of food. Color me paranoid, but I don’t think I want to consume any gifts from him.