We’re directly opposite of Halloween at this point. The season started with Candlemas / Groundhog’s Day has come to an end.

Read more about today/tonight’s festivities

hmm.. the Gonads & Strife guy got a deal to ads for AMPM.

Woo! Team Laser Explosion Secret Fan Club!

Good gravy. Folks have sent me some bizarre things before, but not much beats the latest from Wurzel. I dare not directly link. Not safe for work doesn’t even begin to cover it.

Ten Words:

• Cups of tiny eels poured into the booty via funnel.

It’s worse than it sounds, grossy-gross, but squeamishly funny.

Going to have to have a stern talk with ADP about her attitude with law enforcement. NO Back-sass. Especially if they’re following proper procedure.

I’m miffed with PHP-nuke for having such a glaring security hole, and causing one of my favorite websites to go AWOL. Unfortunately, that’s another language, like java and flash that I can’t use in my LJ development, either. I still miss the Newton-navigation bar that was made for me. (By the web-shah of my fave site, as it so happens.)

The guy that was arrested with my brother.

see – this entry

Only this time his estranged wife won’t be able to bond out…. good thing, too. Armed Robbery.

Arrest Number: 500405509 Arrest Date: 04/13/2004
Race: W Sex: M DOB: 05/03/1956
Height: 605 Weight: 200 Hair: BRO Eyes: BRO
Arresting Agency: BROWARD SHERIFF’S OFFICE
* Location: NORTH BROWARD
* Expected Release Date:

Andy’s new mug shot –

Mug shot enlarges if clicked on.

CHARGE(S) INFORMATION

Charge Number: 1
Case Number: 03002042CF10A
Statute: CRT-ORDER
Description: COURT ORDER
Charge Comment: ROBBERY/WEAPON
Bond Type: NB
Bond Amount: 0.00
Disposition:
Projected Sent. End Date*:

Quick ref –

Old mug shot –
Mug shot enlarges if clicked on.

They picked him up when he went to court for the other case… that’s why he’s so much cleaner, this time.

The guy that was arrested with my brother.

see – this entry

Only this time his estranged wife won’t be able to bond out…. good thing, too. Armed Robbery.

Arrest Number: 500405509 Arrest Date: 04/13/2004
Race: W Sex: M DOB: 05/03/1956
Height: 605 Weight: 200 Hair: BRO Eyes: BRO
Arresting Agency: BROWARD SHERIFF’S OFFICE
* Location: NORTH BROWARD
* Expected Release Date:

Andy’s new mug shot –

Mug shot enlarges if clicked on.

CHARGE(S) INFORMATION

Charge Number: 1
Case Number: 03002042CF10A
Statute: CRT-ORDER
Description: COURT ORDER
Charge Comment: ROBBERY/WEAPON
Bond Type: NB
Bond Amount: 0.00
Disposition:
Projected Sent. End Date*:

Quick ref –

Old mug shot –
Mug shot enlarges if clicked on.

They picked him up when he went to court for the other case… that’s why he’s so much cleaner, this time.

I really enjoyed the story meme ,both in my own journal, and in the journals I saw it in. I couldn’t resist playing every single time I tripped over it!

Tables can still be fairly evil in LJ, though. Somebody let me know if it causes friend’s page havoc. (especially font color, it seems.)

This week is going to be a tricky one, but we’ll see how it goes. two major fund raisers, one so demanding that I’ll be the only one at the office.

Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it’s something that’s never happened. Then, of course, post this to your journal and see what people would like to remember of you, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so they had to make it up instead.

Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it’s something that’s never happened. Then, of course, post this to your journal and see what people would like to remember of you, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so they had to make it up instead.

My eyes are pretty when my nose and cheekbones have some color. The blue stands out more.

Newt is even cuter with his little fuzz-belly.

Did Don Knotts have any kids?

I got some free loot yesterday… a t-shirt, polo shirt and a squishy-stress ball globe.

Ack, running late! For this, I went to bed early? Until later, dear journal.

Whoosh!

I think it’s super cute when Newt sleeps on his back. I love to see his paws out like arms.

Well, CS is done. It’s too bad, but just as well… he wasn’t being utilized where he could do the most good, and was probably costing the company too much as a part timer. I think that I’d overheard he was getting $25 an hour… maybe a bit much for what he was assigned to do in the long run. The biggest peeves I had with him were that he seemed to blame everyone but himself for being helpless, when he set up overly arcane or downright broken systems of maintenance. He was frustrated with me when I couldn’t be bothered to fix his mismanagement of the tape backup system, and asked him to adjust it accordingly. (to send me one email as notification, rather than three an hour over the weekend.) He was more tech, and never thought to write for the laymen at the office… 90% of the folks there have only the most cursory usage ability, so telling them to “just unc onto the network and transfer it across the reserve drive” might make sense to me, it sure as heck would boggle everyone else int he building. between that and some fundamental socail issues, it was really only a matter of time.

Anyhow, he’s gone now… I’m sure he’ll find another place to land, but unless it’s in a lab somewhere, away from most civilians, he will always have trouble in his field. He’d mentioned something about going back to school in August.. I hope that he finds something that’s more to his liking, and profitable.

In good news, CB is now part of the team. Having a graphic designer is something that’s been long overdue. I look forward to turning over all publishing and print markup over… and never seeing it again, if it can be helped. It already looks like this one will play better with others than some of our other recent additions, so I’ll keep my fingers crossed.

At this morning’s heads of staff meeting, it was revealed that CS is being totally removed, as a result of some of the email he sent out from our location. At first, I thought it’d just mean that he was being removed from going on call, but the big kahuna wants him nowhere near the building anymore.

I can only imagine the contents of the email that he sent out… my best guess is that it was either whining about the company itself, or his goofy left-wing mailings about george bush and ralph nader.

but, long story short, CS is out of here, as soon as I collect the cell-phone from him.

Can’t say as he’ll be missed too much, but he had his good points. He’s not in any hardship, at least. living with his girlfriend, and has a lot of side jobs. It really was a long time coming.

More Gods than you can shake a stick at. Godchecker’s Mythology Encyclopedia currently features over 1,600 deities.

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I never knew until yesterday that the Andy Griffith show was a spinoff of the Danny Thomas show.

Thinking about Hala, Mee-Boo, Blackie and that whole crew today. Good thoughts and feelings seep out of my heart like thick, heavy smoke, and my apartment is filled with the stuff. It flows out the windows and doors, rolling like low-hanging clouds to those I care about… hopefully enveloping them and bringing some joy on a late Sunday morning. It’s solid…could last for a long time. I wonder if they’ll get Cicadas?

Some games: Q*beart & Donkeys Hate you (punk’d pinata)

In Florida unmarried women risk jail or fines if they parachute on the sabbath. Other Dumb Laws

Current Mood: The Curse of the Rubezahl

Current Music: The roots of the world tree are growing. Where is Baba Yaga, now?

Thinking about Hala, Mee-Boo, Blackie and that whole crew today. Good thoughts and feelings seep out of my heart like thick, heavy smoke, and my apartment is filled with the stuff. It flows out the windows and doors, rolling like low-hanging clouds to those I care about… hopefully enveloping them and bringing some joy on a late Sunday morning. It’s solid…could last for a long time. I wonder if they’ll get Cicadas?

Some games: Q*beart & Donkeys Hate you (punk’d pinata)

In Florida unmarried women risk jail or fines if they parachute on the sabbath. Other Dumb Laws

Current Mood: The Curse of the Rubezahl

Current Music: The roots of the world tree are growing. Where is Baba Yaga, now?

Pictures taken on today’s walkabout.

Seems to be a decided transportation/travel theme, methinks.

Got a letter from bro in the pokey today.. he seems to prefer to write rather than call lately. [update] It seems that my land line had been unplugged from the wall since Monday (the day I rearranged my writing so that lappie would be available to do dial-up… Either I forgot to plug it back, or it was put back loose enough to allow it to fall out. No wonder bro sent me a letter. Shows how much I use the phone.

I like the new breakdown of friends on the user info page.

Hmm.. Hell froze over. (via waxy)

While at Eckerd’s this morning (picking up a drink during my AM walkabout) I noticed a new flavor sensation… “Pina Colada” Almond Joy. White chocolate, pineapple flavored coconut. I picked one up, but hadn’t mustered the strength to open it and consume the beast immediately. (Thought I quaffed the diet mandarin orange tea quick as can be.)

As I sauntered along with that certain savior faire only a sasquatch on a warm south Florida morning can muster, I discovered that an event was taking place at the library… Peter Pan & all manner of Piratey things to promote reading. (As we all know how literate Buccaneers are, throughout history, I suppose…) Included in the lineup were the Wiggles & Cap’n Feathersword… or so I thought. On inspection, it turns out that they were some kind of insane parallel-universe alter-Wiggles. They were wearing colored shirts and singing hot potato… that seemed to be all that the little folks wanted. As I approached the edge of the park (no… I wasn’t caught, rapt in a web of pre-k television-impersonator majesty) who should I behold, but my hippie pals, with babies in tow.

Mayah has gotten so big (and ol’ Dave got a haircut) Wanna see? I love the look on Mayah’s face.