I would like someone to give me a big bag of money so that I can retire in comfort, without financial woes.
Barring that, I’d like someone to make a loaf of banana bread for me.
Or just to slack off and sleep in, snuggled down with Newt.
not today… but there is a long weekend coming up! Slackfest!
forget-me-not panties™
“These panties will monitor the location of your daughter, wife or girlfriend 24 hours a day, and can even monitor their heart rate and body temperature. Use our patented mapping system, pantyMap®, to find the exact location of your loved one 24 hours a day.”
See, I could see this as being really useful to monitor kids… but the application is nuts here. (I suspect it’s a gag – see comments as to why)
You scored as Chewbacca.
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Which Revenge of the Sith Character are you?
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I’m pretty dang good at wikitrivia. Except Sports, Blogs and Geography, (where I’m el-stinkeroo.) Give me Comics, Movies, and Science.
Free downloads of Nosferatu (1922)
Haven’t even given the first thought to doing this week’s writing assignment before now. It’s due tomorrow. I Seem to do better when I’m pressed for time, and just crunch into it over an hour or three.
#3 is “Write a scene or a poem about the loneliness of someone who works in a busy or crowded venue.”. I suspect that mootpoint and myid8myego will have more to draw from than I will. I’ve been pretty far from lonely with Newt around for the last five or so years.
[edit – Travelling Salesman at a Shriners convention?]
Moment of Lyric:
Check it out, check his face
Look at his eyes, they’re so sly
I wonder why he cries from the inside
I wonder why he’s a renegade
Oh please, I’m on my begged bended knees
Oh please, please heed my call
He’s just a boy that has lost his way
He’s just a boy, that’s all
1 year ago – put motion detection on newtcam, last done meme, life on venus, AFMBE – Zombie Smackdown, FL Drugs, hummus,
2 years ago – Memorial Day, freaky wind, There, superhero factoid, castrati, Skeletor and Gang, Chipotle, Jon Cusack crush
3 years ago – Gargoyle,
4 years ago – monad of John Dee, Morikami, Shrek good, Pearl Harbor bad, lj-death hoax, icky stuff, good stuff, onMousewheel event, flash ponderings
5 years ago – subject lines, Hunter thinks that my first icon looks like I’m in the phantom zone, age difference, I have done all but the car on that list, 125 things