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Good night, good folks.

I’ll leave you with some factoids. Provided by “Did you know?” copyright 1988, compiled by Max Zedelmen.

Babies are born with 300 bones. An adult has 206.

Caligynephobia is the fear of beautiful women.

The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue. (insert your own joke here)

An average man’s skin weighs about 6 pounds. (The average man (20 yrs. old +) weighs 180 pounds. The average woman weighs 152 pounds. ) – taken from a US Bias.

The minimum age for marriage for Italian girls was raised to 12 in 1892.

In Iceland, tipping in restaurants is an insult.

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

A man at rest will generate as much heat as a 100w lightbulb.

The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.

Paul Winchell, who invented the artificial heart, was also the voice of Tigger in the Winnie The Pooh movies.

60% of all babies are named after a relative.

The sailfish is the fastest animal in water, which can travel at speeds up to 68 mph.

The United States has more prisoners than any other country with over 1.6 million. Russia is second with just over 1 million.

Women blink twice as much as men.

Sugar Free Mr. Pibb has the highest amount of caffeine out of all sodas, even more than Mountain Dew.

The celibacy requirement for priesthood was adopted in 1215.

I voted…

And it seemed that I was approximately 1/2 to 1/3 the average voting age here. (and I’m 31)

Oddly, there was no line, and I felt the tumbling sagebrush vibe of a ghost town when I went in there. all told, maybe 15 people working the voting area, (maybe 15 more pamphleteering, so I assume those all voted…) and about 4 old old folks, between 60 and 90, doing the voting thing.

Not a solid breakdown of the region, either. I expected more folks my age, and more ethnic diversity. More folks in general. I’ll be interested in seeing how many turned out.

I’m a little disappointed…. but the upside is that my vote counts for more. 🙂

My name is scotto… I speak for the trees…

Icon Inspired by Sweetalyssm…

my work net went up and down in the afternoon, to finally die at about 5:40. bah. missed chatting with my dearest tonight. rats. At least I got a fix earlier on. Got to vote today….

Remember when voting, be a friend to the trees.
Encourage others to do likewise and please–
Remind them that each of us must play our part,
and we must take the words of the Once-ler to heart:

“UNLESS someone like you who cares a whole awful lot,
Nothing is going to get better. It’s not.”

Want the whole Lorax tale?

Papa Smurf!
Leader of the Smurf tribe, it was Papa Smurf’s duty to make decisions which kept the smurfs alive… it was ALSO his duty to impregnate Smurfette… come on, she called him papa!… give the guy some credit!… plus, find a better piece of smurf than that smurfette!… see all those smurfs… yup, he’s a fertile one!

Papa Smurf

  • 4 oz. Vodka
  • 8 oz. Red Kool-Aid
  • 1 Blue Popsicle (crushed)
  • Mix and chill vodka and kool-aid. Crush blue popsicle and add to
    mixture. The crushed popsicle should settle at the bottom of drink,
    making it appear as a blue layer at the bottom and a red layer on
    top.

    saw charlie’s angels. entertaining martial arts, some gratuitous T&A. good soundtrack, a lot of pointless moments in the movie, but silly and fun. under/mis use of bill murray, though he did a good job.

    my hero in the movie was crispin glover. what a great bad guy crony.

    many kicks, and a pleasant lack of foot to groin shots. way overused with girlpower movies.

    talked to my dearest one. She’s the smurfiest. I could eat her up with a spoon. yummy.

    One weekend left with Robbo. I’ll miss that guy… a good friend, and a nice fellow.

    going to see charlies angels tonight with Robbo… coffee and a movie. fun to talk and hang out. leaving in about an hour, so I should scrounge up a pbj for supper.

    Here’s a site you can visit, to help you decide who is the lesser of the evils… dirt on everyone.

    I hope I get to see my sweetie before bed tonight…. only got a brief fix of her today…

    well…

    no limeade today. had a gardenburger w/cherry coke, instead.

    thank you to absolution, agent_orange, ally, angelicdestiny, angelina8, annegirl, applelard, axiem, billijean, bkw, boofany, bugaboo, burgundy, canuckgirl, carrie, chicky, christin, christina, cider, darktrain, destroll, dixie, dreamdancer, eebomb, eliss, estokes, evaq8, gael, gigglecam, ginamoog, glitterdyke, happypage, i, iceblink, imperfectly, inquisitor, isis, jackhammer, janedeau, jazmyn, jennylee, kacia, kellie, kiersten, kundalinidreams, languagehammer, latraviata, laurak, ldy, leftyrok, lianna, lique, lovepotion69, loverlips, lump, maegical, magicwoman, malam, malcontent, mauracelt, maus, meemee, metalmaiden, minimax, misspriss, moonmama, mootpoint, myth, m_an_on, nashata, neko, orangerose, owenng, papoose, paris, petfish, razz, reality, rhondak, risingentropy, sanssouci, sebab, seer, sparklegirl, sunshine10169, sunusku, sweetalyssm, tarpo, terra, thorswitch, tillytollo, tonguesandtails, topher, twinstar, wildflowers, wordsmith9, xdoylex, zendaisy, and zircon for linking to me! I’m so flattered that you all do. 🙂

    THE REVENGE OF THE RED BALLOON Gregg Rossen, 8 min.
    …The red balloon returns to hunt down the little boys who popped him in the original French classic 40 years ago.
    Shorts Program # 2, Cinema Paradiso, Thurs, Nov. 2, Noon, CP-032 / Sat., Nov. 4, Noon, CP-034 / Sat., Nov. 11, 1pm, CP-052

    Scotto’s plans for today.

    Get together with Robb for fun out and about day.

    Try #2 to get an eyemodule for my palm.
    Go to the diner and Have limeade. (I have a huge craving for it now.)
    for supper, shoot for either grilled cheese or something new. not sure. what dinner goes best with limeade?

    Go see either –
    Charlies angels, best in show, bedazzled, legend of bagger vance, or ummm… Sakes, I know I’m forgetting a couple. Is red planet opening this week? 6th day? oh! oh oh!!! This weekend is the Fort lauderdale film festival!!

    *boingboingboing* ACK! Totally forgot. I’ll have to spend Sunday in the theares!!!

    I’m way behind, and the xmas movies are building to steam. yipe.

    David Duke… Dammit.

    Yes, he’s still around. Learn how white people are a disadvantaged minority, then buy Duke’s Mein Kampf ripoff, “My Awakening”. Makes you wish the Klan had never discovered the internet. www.duke.org (I’m not going to link to him, but there’s his site, if you want to go there yourself. bah)

    Teach me to look for duke university , specifically for images of the blue devil, to spark a story.

    Here is what I was looking for l if y’all care.

    Other random thoughts… Anyone seen/heard from Darktrain?