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7525 – Sun-de-dun-dun-day

Yesterday was headache-y, but ok. Mp, Newt and I just sort of flopped around and slept off and on. There’s something to be said about curling up in a little knot and just sleeping the day away inside while the rain pounds outdoors.


Lapjuicer – “The Lapjuicer is intended to be used by a lap-dancer in a club. The performer uses their body with the object, in order to extract fruit juices that can be drunk by one or more spectators.”

Good Grief. Who comes up with these things?!? probably not safe for work.


Gerald McBoing Boing tells the story of a small boy who when he first tries to talk can only utter sound effects like ‘Boing! Boing! His parents are shocked and call in a doctor who says he has no cure for the noises.

Great classic cartoon.. I had the storybook when I was but a tiny little Scotto.

See Also: The Tell Tale Heart – Read by James Mason


Land of the Dead – Loot & Shoot game


Thor rolls a joint.


Yet a third “oops I did it again” – Louis Armstrong (website with download)

I still prefer this classic version. (mp3)


Moment of Lyric: (mp3)

7523 – 182 Days into 2005. 183 Days to go. Halfway there.

VS interrupted my vacation yesterday for about a half hour for input on how to recover a lost document. I missed my bus to my blood appointment, but she was kind enough to haul me over after being a pain in the butt.

The document was never recovered.

Something about the situation that made me think was when I asked her how long would it take her to recreate the doc.. she said she’s just going to do it on Tuesday.

If it could wait, why did she call me on my vacation?

That topic will come up in conversation before morning meeting.


Some chores to do this morning and then I can spend the day with MP. Good incentive to get moving.


Moment of Lyric:

7517 – Friday, but I’m not at work. no Sir.

On the road home from work, I got a call from bro… he wanted me to go with him to pay his fine at the courthouse. We met at the library, and we walked to the courthouse from there…. arrived at 4:35, and the payment area closed at 4:30. A helpful information desk person told me I could pay it online, or go to a nearby DMV location, that was open until 6. Seeing as we were a long march from any DMV, we hoofed it back to the library, and I paid it online. I printed up a receipt, and he was good to go. I was a little peeved that we didn’t just go online at the library and do it, but it gave me a chance to gab with bro, and stretch my legs a bit. He’s talking about maybe going to Belize to live. I think he’d survive fairly well there, and I can guess why he’d like to leave the USA for a span… plus, English is the official language over there, so he’d manage. It’s funny… Danny did missionary work teaching in Guatemala ages ago, too.

Last night was the 2-year birthday party for the club.. it was a huge cattle call of people looking for free booze and food. We had a nice time, but as it was standing room only for a good part of the night, we high-tailed it up the road, once we said hi to the crew, got some dinner and cake.

Magda played Newtie, and they got along very well. Newt was a bit shy, and didn’t attack.. he got cuddly with her after a few minutes of lovies (Like father like son, I guess). I think he figured out she’s the scent I’ve been bringing home.

Random Magda Factoid – In Columbia, there are some butterflies that are *HUGE*, black-wings things that scare the devil out of her.. she likes the little, colorful ones just fine, but if they’re as big as two hands together, all black, with long bug legs and wings that get in your face when you go to a storage room, no go. Here’s a picture (of the bug, not Magda being scared).

I still think Palmetto bugs are the ookiest of insects. Like regular cockroaches, except they’re dinosaur-huge, and can fly. I’ve heard them referred to as the only bug that requires license plates.

That may be from the time in the mid-80s when I was sleeping over at Brent’s house after working on a long session of gaming on his Apple ][…I woke up in the middle of the night, because I heard a clicking… didn’t know what it was. I looked around the room (still lit up, everyone was just strewn around, zonked out) and saw Brent, laying on his stomach… his back was peeling from a sunburn. Sitting on his left shoulder blade was a roach, gnawing on some of the peeled up skin.

So, Yeah, that was about as ookie an encounter with a Bug I’ve ever had. I think the fact that it was just sort of sitting there, pulling flaps of crispy friend-skin with his front legs, and making those clicky noises was about all my freshly awakened brain could handle. Unthinking, I took a magazine, rolled it up, and smacked him hard.

Brent was not too crazy about being awakened at 4am by me slapping his burn with a magazine, either.

I missed the roach, too… he scuttled off, but was integrated with the wall shortly thereafter. I suspect Brent wouldn’t have believed me if there wasn’t a body to be found, so that’s just as well.

I searched my journal for “brent” and “roach” and even “sunburn”… I’m surprised I haven’t mentioned it before now.


rosin_dubh pointed me to eNature, a guide to regional critters. (you can put a dud email address in when it asks for one)

Sample sub-article is a Manatee Link for Kellie.


When you’re smashing megalomaniac villains hellbent on world domination, the theft of Fort Knox’s gold reserves, or interrupting the morning newspaper delivery, you naturally don’t want to get your hands soiled or injured while fighting for truth, justice and the (insert name of your country here) way. That’s why so many denizens of the comics wear gloves – which, for superheroines, often means opera gloves.

via beaucoupkev

I guess there’s a fetish for everyone.


Ok, I’m caught up for now… off to do my blood donation (I missed my earlier appointment this week due to hubbub.) Until later, dear journal.


1 year ago – spidey 2 was keen, samoflange, table test, republican confession, Angry Ghost Rips Worker’s Arm Off

2 years ago – Netmeeting, riblets, GP/Austin, cej-chat

3 years ago – wonderful dreams, learning the neighborhood, notes never followed up on.

4 years ago – saw Ornj off on her trip, bro’s got a win 95 box, monkey fishing a fib, due amici sub, leaves of grass, database link access to web, Kneel before zod!

5 years ago – nuthin’.

7473 – email palm post 06-22-05

slight ringing in my ears, due to the large amount of silence. no overhead
lights, no computer fans, just the noise of being inside the browned-out
office.

the power has been off since about 9am… it is now 12:37. the ETA for a
return was 12:30.

upside, I got my desk straightened, downside, a bit behind on updating web
and a lot of police paperwork.

i really need to configure a good multi-user video conferencing system
between here, New York, and Indiana. that’ll be a to-do for next week, too.

short week next week… taking 7/1-7/4 off, just to burn some vacation time
before it expires in August. i should plan a proper vacation for next year.

thank goodness that it’s so overcast… if it were sunny, it’d be an oven in
here.

i think it’s sort of silly to keep the office fully staffed… only one
phone available, main number is forwarded to my cellular.

i guess this is good hurricane drill training for the fpl guys.

[edit – power back at 2pm. I went home at 1:55pm]

sent via palmtop

7471 – Summer +1

Humpty-hump. The week is going by both swiftly and slowly in turns.

I’ve been using my spoiler highlighter a lot lately.


Tom Cruise Killing Oprah. Dang, that Scientology really is powerful stuff! via Filed under, “oh, if only”.

See also: Jedi Squirrels.


Going with Dan on tomorrow, but the understanding is there If I want to fly solo later on. Maybe Batman?


Foxit, freeware Windows alternative to Acrobat Reader
Adobe reader is horrid… this is far better.


Got Season 2, Episode 12 of JLU. Divided We Fall, Lots of good moments – “Begone”, etc. Worst moment, integrating 3-d cgi models into the show… it’s not needed and is pointlessly distracting. The last episode of the season, unless they have a puff piece one-shot for #13. Vimoh got lucky… no cliffhanger after all. 12 episodes rather than last season’s 13?

Spoilers: Nice use of how Brainiac was just a green Lex Luthor, really. Good Psychological Warfare using the Justice Lords. Awesome use of the speed force with Wally. Groovy Proof of purpose at the end, and The change of JLU from being an army in an ivory tower to a more approachable crew. Embassies. Wide open for a JLI season 3. I liked that they fell back on the classic League crew to sew up the end, and Green Arrow’s speech was solid.

Bibleman is coming to My Hometown!!!

Jul 22, 2005 / 7:30 PM
Calvary Chapel Church
2401 W. Cypress Creek Road
Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33309
(954) 315-4272

A better Breakdown about Bibleman than I have time to write.

Or just watch the preview trailers on this page. Cringe-worthy, when you can say that ElectraWoman and DynaGirl has better dialog, and a kinder message. (and cuter people in spandex.)

Actually, If you must watch one preview, watch the opening Credits for ElectraWoman and DynaGirl. Frank was a lucky man. Tarantulas! Rattlesnakes! Tigers! Sonic Blasts destroying snifters of brandy! Scary Rock-and-roll villains with a green afro! (His name was Glitter Rock.)

ElectraWoman and DynaGirl fighting off evil deeds.
Each works for a magazine, hiding the life she leads.

ElectraWoman and DynaGirl summoned to Electra-base by the electracoms they wear.
Lori and Judy dare to face any criminal anywhere.

ElectraWoman and DynaGirl !

Man, I had a huge crush on Judy. (as long as she stayed away form that Metamorphosis Formula #5.)

I won’t be attending the Bibleman show… but maybe I’ll go check out what sort of crowd it collects.


I’ve been really sleepy these last two weeks. Not sure what’s up with that.. physically tired. Summertime blues? Usually I have a good charge to my batteries… maybe it’s the rain.


Portable rotary phone, just add your sim card. Now that’s cool.


Homeless shelter stops serving bear meat

(or, as springheel_jack puts it: Glory Hole Stops Accepting Bears)

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