Newton – Newtiebear, Noodles, noodles romanov, little bastard, little orange menace, bag o bones, turkey butt, triangle butt, snuggle buddy, mamma’s boy, old man, squinkles, grumpus, headbutt-head, purr monster, trillybeast, baby bear, Newton Jellybean Jalapeño von Berg, the boss, bed cat, pillow boy

Pyewacket – pyepye, pizza pye, stink butt, Woolly bear, oatmeal, lazy poop, mush, flurf beast, little prince, Mr handsome, newt-stalker, Mr drooly, little piggy, the pillow , couch boy, panther

More may come up as I realise what we forgot.

got my appt for an epidural, finally. Looking forward to feeling better.