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Singing Red Riding hood…

found here.

one tin soldier is there too. 🙂

Owoooooooo!
Who’s that I see walkin’ in these woods?
Why, it’s Little Red Riding Hood.
Hey there Little Red Riding Hood,
You sure are looking good.
You’re everything a big bad wolf could want.
Listen to me.

Little Red Riding Hood
I don’t think little big girls should
Go walking in these spooky old woods alone.
Owoooooooo!

What big eyes you have,
The kind of eyes that drive wolves mad.
So just to see that you don’t get chased
I think I ought to walk with you for a ways.

What full lips you have.
They’re sure to lure someone bad.
So until you get to grandma’s place
I think you ought to walk with me and be safe.

I’m gonna keep my sheep suit on
Until I’m sure that you’ve been shown
That I can be trusted walking with you alone.
Owoooooooo!

Little Red Riding Hood
I’d like to hold you if I could
But you might think I’m a big bad wolf so I won’t.
Owoooooooo!

What a big heart I have-the better to love you with.
Little Red Riding Hood
Even bad wolves can be good.
I’ll try to be satisfied just to walk close by your side.
Maybe you’ll see things my way before we get to grandma’s place.

Little Red Riding Hood
You sure are looking good
You’re everything that a big bad wolf could want.
Owoooooooo! I mean baaaaaa! Baaa?

“On Saturday, a United States surveillance plane aided a Russian made Peruvian fighter jet in shooting down a Cessna 185 near Iquitos, Peru, The plane turned out to belong to the Association of Baptists for World Evangelism. Apparently mistaking the missionaries for drug smugglers the Peruvian jet opened fire on the plane, killing passengers Roni Bowers and her infant daughter Charity and seriously wounding pilot Kevin Donaldson. Two other passengers on the plane were not injured and the plane was able to make an emergency landing”

“The Harrisburg, PA based ABWE has been conducting missionary work in Peru since 1939. According to their website the plane was well marked and had been following all regulations such as maintaining contact with flight towers. Beginning in 1991 the US started aggressively supporting the now notorious President Alberto Fujimori and the Peruvian government’s war on drugs. The US has spent billions supplying Peru — along with Colombia — with money, equipment and manpower.”

“This is the second time in a decade that the Peruvian Air Force has shot down a US plane. Last time, in 1992, they shot down a US Air Force plane. Compare and contrast: The Chinese damaged one of our planes in an accident; the Peruvians shot two of our planes out of the sky. And the William Kristol crowd blathers and hammers about national honor, and getting tough, and treating the Chinese like the Soviets. We don’t care about the act; we care about the actor. (Their human rights record is appalling, too, by the way.)”

orgasms – with or without a partner – can significantly boost the immune system and help to keep you healthy as you age. In a study of 24 women with breast cancer, US gynecologist Dudley Chapman found that those who had regular orgasms recovered faster than those who didn’t. The reason? Having an orgasm triggers physiological effects, boosting the body’s infection-fighting T3 and T4 lymphocyte cells.
It’s also one of the most enjoyable ways to keep those worry lines at bay, as orgasms are known to release into the brain beta- endorphins – natural painkillers that help to alleviate anxiety.

other fun facts –
10 reasons sex is good for you

Happy Earth Day!

Happy Birthday Bettie Page!

undulant UN-juh-lunt; UN-dyuh-, adjective:

Resembling waves in form, motion, or occurrence; undulating.

[From Late Latin undula, small wave, diminutive of Latin unda, wave; see wed-1 in Indo-European Roots.]

My wakefulness is coming in a slow, undulant progression….today and yesterday, I sort of just ebbed into it.

Good morning! Spongebob is on!

Um…

What is a ljwhore?

my back workout.

Doggy BridgePlace both hands and knees squarely on the ground. While keeping your abs tight and your pelvis neutral (no excessive arching or sagging), slowly lift the opposite arm and leg off the ground. Extend both of them out while holding your head straight. While lifting the arm and leg, squeeze your glut and do not allow your hips to tilt. They should be square with the ground. Do slow reps (10) at 2 – 3 sets, two or three times per week.

Supermans Lay flat on the floor on your stomach. Fully extend your arms and legs. While keeping your forehead flat on the ground, slowly lift the opposite arm and leg off the ground. Do not bend the knee, imagine someone trying to pull your shoe off your foot as you lift the leg. Your hips should be pressed on the ground and your gluts should be tighten. Do not kick the leg up. (The movement is similar to the doggie bridges) Do 10 reps slowly at 2 – 3 sets, two or three times per week.

Lys has a great question in her LJ and I’m going to propagate it… 🙂

If you were a doll, one of those with the string on the back, what would you say?

hmm.. my sayings…

Look at this link!
Did you know that… (insert random factoid)
Who wants a hug?
I’m in love!
Look at Newt!
I need a nap….
Want to hire me?
Let’s have (Chinese/Mexican/Italian/Indian) Food!
I want a hug!

what would your sayings be?

holy moley…

I tried to take a little nap, and ended up falling down for some hours…

yeeeeesh..

body must’ve needed it., but still. from now on, I’m setting the alarm, so I don’t go too long.

“I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”

Woo… that sums up lunch meetings so well. 🙂

got a lot of chores done.

Clean the bathroom? Nah. Tomorrow. I’m through.

Missions accomplished –

Vacuum, laundry, including all linens and towels.

Grocery shopping (plus a side-trip to the grove for juice and fruit… the green grocer is gone today!) Including Newt food and sand, toiletries for me.

Played with Newt. (ok, that’s not really a chore at all. 🙂 that’s a hoot…. he loves when I bring home and empty a bunch of bags for him to play in, before I fold ’em up for storage)… he’s got a huge fort set up now, able to jump from bag to bag, sniffing what was in there. even more interesting to him than warm laundry!

As of now, I’m taking a break, probably will Just Veg a bit, and cool down… maybe later I’ll get to play some AOK2 with the sweetheart, if she’s of a mind to.

Currently wearing – black m-1 Abrams t-shirt, white ghi pants, barefoot.

Currently smelling *pretty fresh!

For lunch, a toasted cheese bagel with 2 ice-cold oranges and a large glass of iced tea. Yum.

got some junk food today, but I earned it… no Easter candy! A bottle of RC splenda cola… red raspberry.. I’ll try it after it’s been in the fridge. Also have some stella doro breakfast treat cookies. yum. for the morning, with chocolate rice dream… tasty beverage. Newt gets a fresh container of Pounce! treats.

Maybe a nap later today, too, depending on how bushed I am. Drat! I missed spongebob and the beavers…and forgot to buy a videocassette. Well, I’ll get to it eventually.

Happy Saturday, folks!

By the way, thanks shoo for the lovely earth day e-card! I’ll be sure to recycle the electrons. 🙂

MMMmMMM

I feel good. 🙂