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Random Scotto trivia.

I’ve been nearly every male position at a wedding, save for groom and minister. (and I qualify to do either of those, once I renew my notary. 🙂 )

ring bearer – check!
usher – Check!
honorary father of the bride – check!
best man – Check!

other positions of note – usher at funeral, pallbearer, altar boy.

Bouncer (briefly), library page, information broker, researcher, and homework-doer for pay.

other positions – data entry, catalog programming in assorted langs, taco viva cook, software sales, furniture assembler, book sales, Santa’s helper, clown, security at renfaires, jewelry salesman, pourer of beer, troll, protector of fairies. computer teacher, and resident knower of things obscure. (not all at once, mind you)

random memories

mascots (I moved around a lot as a kid)

1st grade
2nd grade > don’t remember.
3rd grade/
4th grade – Trojans
5th grade – Hornets
6th grade congress middle panthers
7th grade unity – I don’t even remember… Unitarian school… no real mascot.
8th grade congress middle panthers
9th-12th grade – Atlantic High Eagles
PBCC – Lancers (knight on a horse with a lance, not boil-pokers?)
FAU – Owls
UofM – Hurricanes

WWF, eat your heart out.

An old newspaper clipping form my days as a midget wrestler… before my growth spurt ruined my career.

ah, sadly the text is lost, but a photo remains. when puberty hit, my body sprouted a bushel of hair (I’ve had the goatee since infancy…) and I grew another 3 and a half feet inside of a year. Ah well…wrestling is fake and for yahoos anyway. 🙂

My old gear –

Apprentice
From: Boston, Mass
Entrance: Sorcerer’s Apprentice
Height: 4’3″
Weight: 70
Finisher + Description: Spinning Splash. A Snuka type splash with 180 degree rotation.
Style: high flyer
Description: Pointed hat, blue cape, weightlifter tights (all blue with yellow stars), sandals.
Medical: Achondroplasia
Quote:I’m drinking my milk! One day, you’ll be sorry!

I’m pretty agitated… really haven’t seen the gal all weekend due to bad timing or tech trouble… I’m physically very antsy and irritable…. I need my fix of her.

on an up note, my machine is mostly up and running now, with the exception of my #2 monitor… I’m going to have to download directx 8, and hope for the best.

ok…

Got my drivers, and my supplier should be here in about an hour with the repaired bits…soon I’ll have sound, and more access to my machine.

I should be back online by 3ish, 4ish at the latest…it won’t be a moment too soon… I’ve missed my sweetheart so much… haven’t talked with her live for over a day, but we’ve blipped each other e-mail or ICQ.. so I’m not dead from withdrawal… Next time I see her, I’m going to just grab and run… take her to a private place and tell her all the love and desire I have for her…

Scotto does not like April fool’s day jokes.

I have been known to go wookie on folks (that I don’t love… my brother and girlfriend could probably get away with it, but they’re too sweet to do so) that play them on me, or hurt those I love with them. Practical Jokes just aren’t funny.

So, fair warning, people of Earth. Don’t monkey with me, because I will enforce a karmic retribution so heinous and vile, you’ll wonder how I was kept from being locked up for this long.

That is all.

last rant of the season. 🙂

well, my supplier has come through, I rode with him to the warehouse, and showed him what bits to pick up for tonight’s upgrade…

Final solution –

512 meg ram
40 gig HD
thunderbird 900 CPU with a brand new motherboard
TV card

final cost, after trading my old motherboard out – $560.

He’s getting a line for me on a decent laptop, too…maybe next weekend?

planning on installing the hubbub at about 9pm tonight. shouldn’t take too long.

me and my bro

Going out today, from about 3:30, to about 8:30.

Maybe see little brother, and maybe do a little rpg… we’ll see. 🙂

Be fun to whip out the d20 system, maybe play a kindly monk, cleric or druid…

Maybe catch a flick, and late luch?… *ponders Maybe a movie. I guess we’ll work it out when he gets here.

Welcome to my wall scrawls.