You and I and George
(Spoken)
Now here’s one of my very favorite songs
It’s a romantic little
song called you and I and George
I don’t know that George’s name was
Actually George
well George came to a very untimely end
somewhere before bar thirteen
(sung)
You and I and george
were strolling through the park one day
and then you held my hand
as if to say
I love you
we came to a brook
and George fell in and drowned himself
and floated out to sea
leaving you alone with me
Muppet Trivia…
During the first Season of Sesame Street, Oscar the Grouch was orange.
It’s going to be urpy, but good. Veggie Lo Mein. Shue Mei, good stuff…I bet my old programmer pals (the ones who relocated to points elsewhere… Robby, Brian, Alex… ha ha… not like any of them read this … at least not with any frequency)…
*note to self, Chat With the robbster… aim him soon. it’s been almost a week.
4,000,000 BCE:
Autobot leader Optimus Prime learns of this planet, and prepares to take his Autobots to the planet to recover from the past War and bring back energy to power Cybertron.
992 CE:
Using the last of her strength, Queen Serenity sends Princess Serena, Prince Darien, and the Sailor Scouts one thousand years into the future to be reborn on Earth as humans.
1899 CE:
Sunnydale, CA is founded.
1996 CE:
Lord Zedd and Rita Repulsa flee to Mastervile’s homeworld as the Machine Empire take over the Moon.
2011 CE:
Giant Zentradi riots begin breaking out in all parts of Earth. Patrols begin to maintain public law and order. Formation of United Nations Air Force’s 723rd Tactical Fighter Wing at New Miramar Base.
“starfish and coffee, maple syrup and jam. butterscotch clouds, a tangerine, and a side order of ham.”
Um… thisis so cool, it froze my eyes.
Too freaking neato. Dang, the boss just got here. Nertz.
Why isn’t ‘uck’ a word? I sort of like it… you can say it, and it might be a bad word… it might be yuck… people will hear what they want to hear.
Maybe it can go into those ‘three letter words’ like Ick, or Ack! … good interjections that don’t do anything aside from expressing disdain.
Happy Unbirthday to me!
*surfing for jobs….
Why isn’t there an opening for demagogue? I think I could do that. If people care anymore.
First off, you should go to the engine of your choice and search on “Dkmfkmkglklkgbkvbkbv.” I’m serious. (Amazon. ye amaze)
Next, the following words are taken from the “front” matter of the paperback edition of A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius (Dave Eggers, Vintage, 2001):
All rights reserved under International and Pan-American
Copyright Convention. Published in the United States by
Vintage Books, a division of Random House, Inc., New York, who
also reserve any rights there are to be reserved. The author
wishes to reserve the right to use spaces like this, and to
work within them, for no other reason than it entertains him
and a small coterie of readers. It does not mean that
anything ironic is happening. It does not mean that someone
is being /pomo/ or /meta/ or /cute/. It simply means that
someone is writing in small type, in a space reserved for
copyright information, because doing so is fun.
Happy birthday, kundalinidreams!!
🙂
Amidst the coverage of the Taliban’s destruction of the Bamiyan Buddhas, no one appears to have noticed the irony: that all this righteous outrage is aimed at preserving the graven images of a man who built a doctrine out of the struggle to cast aside material things.
Manufacturing Little Commie Eminems
In the United States, rap and hip-hop grew from the streets. But in China, a campaign to create home-grown hip-hop performers is, like so much else, the product of scientific planning, government intervention, expert input and, of course, tests.
Scientist Ignore Every Sci Fi Movie
By tinkering with genes, scientists have made tomatoes that stay fresher longer, crops that are immune to weedkillers and fish that grow faster. Now, a genetically engineered insect is emerging from the lab.
The first field trial of a biotech insect — a pink bollworm moth that contains a jellyfish gene — is planned for this summer. The gene gives the moth larvae a fluorescence that allows scientists to more easily track them and monitor their behavior.
If the experiment involving a major pest to cotton growers goes as planned, scientists are ready with their next step: testing a biotech version, called the “Terminator” by farmers, that is sterile, but sexually active; it is designed to mate with wild relatives and eliminate their offspring.
Click on the link to be taken to an image of the hack courtesy of attrition.org.
Lousy Lover Looking To Shift Blame
Given the choice, William Stowell says he would have kept his foreskin.
Since the choice was made for him, he is suing the hospital where he was born and circumcised for depriving him of “the pleasure of natural, normal sexual intercourse.”
Stowell says his sex life would be much better if he had been allowed to keep his foreskin , the loose fold of skin that covers the tip of the penis. But his mother denied that to him when she signed a circumcision consent form in the maternity ward where she gave birth; she says now that it was a mistake.
Why didn’t I hear this on the news??
Ted Turner, who in the past has managed to insult Christians, Poles, blacks and women, among others, called Catholic employees at a CNN gathering “Jesus freaks,” according to Fox News and the New York Post, which is owned by the network.
The occasion was a meeting in the Washington newsroom prior to a party for departing broadcaster Bernard Shaw, which took place on Ash Wednesday.
Turner, who is co-founder of the news network, took notice of a few foreheads smudged with ash, according to the report.
“I was looking at this woman and I was trying to figure out what was on her forehead,” he reportedly said. “At first I thought you were in the [Seattle] earthquake. I realized you’re just Jesus freaks.”
bizarre tale of crossgender/animal abuse/drug abuse/ murder & mutilation. not for the squeamish….
Women Think Everyman Is a Stripper
A 19-year-old FSU student making deliveries for a local chicken wing emporium told Tallahassee police he was groped when a group of women at a bachelorette party mistook him for a male stripper….
When an officer who was dispatched to investigate knocked on the hotel room door, he heard a voice asking inside: “Is that the stripper?”