I saw him having a Pina Colada at Trader Vic’s. His hair was perfect.

http://news.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2001/11/28/wpomp28.xml

Another major site buried by Vesuvius (but in the Bronze Age, ~ 1750BC) has been discovered. Experts say it could be the world’s best preserved early Bronze Age village. Among the items found were the bones of hams, a hat decorated with the teeth of a wild boar and a cage which had been raised six feet off the ground – probably to protect it from dogs – containing the remains of pregnant goats. Before this we had only holes in the ground where stakes had been, to show us what a Bronze Age village had been like.

What else lies lurking, waiting patiently to be uncovered? (Insert evil organ music…)

I dunno, but it will probably be related to… SPARTACUS!!!!

There’s no escaping! He’s everywhere! He was bigger than Elvis!

He never really died you know. Everyone that said “I am Spartacus?” They were telling the literal truth.

That grave at Pere Lachaise? Empty. Where is Spartacus buried? He never died. Now stop fooling around and organize.

Some say he changed his name to Keyser Soze.

I heard he worked under the codename ROSEBUD.

Some say he moved in espionage circles under the name George Kaplan, but others say he took the codename ANDREA.

Some say they saw him disguised behind bandages as an unknown soldier.

He’ll be all around in the dark. He’ll be everywhere, wherever you can look. Wherever there’s a fight so hungry people can eat, he’ll be there. Wherever there’s a cop beatin’ up a guy, he’ll be there. He’ll be in the way guys yell when they’re mad. He’ll be in the way kids laugh when they’re hungry and they know supper’s ready and where people are eatin’ the stuff they raise and livin’ in the houses they build. He’ll be there, too.


I'm a Cuban Tree Frog!

Believed to have been brought to America as stow-aways on banana boats, Cuban Tree Frogs are the largest tree frogs in North America. They are notorious for cannibalism…if there are other species of frogs in the tank, or even specimens of the same species, they have been known to feast on their neighbors!

What kind of Frog are you?

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