Florida Mayor bans Satan

An interesting proclamation. What struck me was the incantation-like tone of the document, and ritual aspect involved in posting it: “Northbound trucks on U.S. 19 pass one of four wooden posts erected on the roads leading into Inglis. The posts were painted with the words, Repent, Request and Resist. Each post was hollowed out and in it placed a copy of the official proclamation.”

What’s been happening in town of Inglis, Florida, to prompt this? I’d like to see what got those wheels turning.

Dang, busy day. First real chance to even breathe.

Got everything down to a dull roar, now… we should have the knack of things runnning more smoothly by monday or tuesday. Having Karen around makes it *much* easier than last time. I’d still be gnawing on the line printer if she wasn’t running blocking for me. On the project front, aside from my regualr job I still have the LOTR project, and maybe a little side-access/VBA stuff for Jen, now, too. A strong urge to do some free-flow thought writing, just to get some story ideas out and about.

I slept as a corpse last night, solid, moving very little. I didn’t recally my dreams upon waking, but had a great deal of difficulty breaking the torpor of laying there, lodged like I was dropped from a cliff into a quicksand pit of covers/sheets and such. Newt relocated a bit, sleeping on my neck to start, but I woke in practically the same position as when I started, but without the time-slip effect… the body was feeling slept in, not just paused.

Dhalgren book review

I am here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.

We are the space robots.

I’m in the wrong business.

today is the first day of some tougher times at work, for the next 2 weeks. Dale is off to Jamacia… fortunately, this time around we have Karen to help out with things, instead of my having to the whole schmeer myself this time around.

The new liason between us and the parent company is more gross than old boss’s son was, regarding his habits and social skills. Yesterday, while working on a time-sensitive project, he comes trotting in, interrupting Kev’s stream of thought, and has him look up the most trivial stuff on the ‘net for him… Who owns the Pittsburgh Steelers? Go to this “escort Service site”. The guy’s a pig… my current nickname for him is “Small hands” because he’s got tiny little mitts. He has the absolute least amount of respect for women possible…. views them as cash-hungry semen recepticles. A sad way to be, but I think it’s because he’s spent all his time with rich guys and gold diggers, (and advertising guys buying each other hookers. blech) so it’s not all his fault… but it’s so deeply a part of his mindset and lifestyle now that no amount of education will change his view.

Holy cow… I didn’t realise the time. got to get to work.

will continue and edit this later.

today’s reading

The Sun6 of wands for my sweetheart-

The Sun — The Sun signifies a time of contentment, freedom from restraints, achievement, success, warmth, light and love in personal or business matters. In a relationship, happiness and faithfulness are indicated.

for me –

SIX OF WANDS: VICTORY — Energy in balanced manifestation. Love. Gain and success. Triumph after strife. A sense of honor and satisfaction are acquired after an important matter is resolved. Realization of hopes and desires are acquired after spiritual attunement. May also indicate good news.

today's reading

The Sun6 of wands for my sweetheart-

The Sun — The Sun signifies a time of contentment, freedom from restraints, achievement, success, warmth, light and love in personal or business matters. In a relationship, happiness and faithfulness are indicated.

for me –

SIX OF WANDS: VICTORY — Energy in balanced manifestation. Love. Gain and success. Triumph after strife. A sense of honor and satisfaction are acquired after an important matter is resolved. Realization of hopes and desires are acquired after spiritual attunement. May also indicate good news.

ugh. got lunch from takeout, opened it up, and laying belly up next to the pickle is a tiny cockroach.

needless to say, I’m grossed out. I won’t be dealing with them again. urgh. Anyone in the pompano beach area.. the paradise diner is cockroachy! bleah, bleah, ptui.

bye bye sammich & french fries with pickle! Trash… it’s hard… I know that there are people who’d gladly take the roach along with the meal, being so hungry… but not me.

On the upside,

Anyone that licks me is sure to say I taste like:
Click here to take the new and improved Ice Cream Flavor Test at assbabies.org!

thanks for the tip, !

Due to the increased rate of submissions, Symantec Security Response has upgraded the threat level of this worm from level 3 to level 4 as of November 26, 2001.

W32.Badtrans.B@mm is a MAPI worm that emails itself out using different file names. It also creates the file WindowsSystemKdll.dll. It uses functions from this file to log keystrokes.

How to deal with it – http://securityresponse.symantec.com/avcenter/venc/data/w32.badtrans.b@mm.html

nasty virus!

I’m Scovo Rabos, Greduster of Alieve

How to Determine Your ‘Star Wars’ Name

For your new first name:

Take the first 3 letters of your 1st name and the first 2 letters of your surname.

For your new surname:

Take the first 2 letters of your mom’s maiden name and add the first 3 letters of the nearest city or town in which you were born.

Now determine your Star Wars honorific name and title:

take the last 3 letters of your last name and reverse them and add the whole name of the first car you drove/owned, insert the word “of” and tack on the name of the last medication you took.

I'm Scovo Rabos, Greduster of Alieve

How to Determine Your ‘Star Wars’ Name

For your new first name:

Take the first 3 letters of your 1st name and the first 2 letters of your surname.

For your new surname:

Take the first 2 letters of your mom’s maiden name and add the first 3 letters of the nearest city or town in which you were born.

Now determine your Star Wars honorific name and title:

take the last 3 letters of your last name and reverse them and add the whole name of the first car you drove/owned, insert the word “of” and tack on the name of the last medication you took.

kowtow

kowtow (kow-TOW) verb

To kneel and touch the forehead to the ground as a mark of respect; to show servile deference.

noun

An act of kowtowing.

From Chinese kou (knock) tou (head).

Not as toadyish as I’d alwasy assumed it meant. a sign of respect is a lot better than saying “yes master”.

If I was a James Bond villain, I would be Hugo Drax.

I enjoy rare orchids, hunting people with dogs, and wiping humanity off the face of the globe.

I am played by Michael Lonsdale in Moonraker.

Who would you be? James Bond Villain Personality Test

tomorrow is the one year anniversary of our professing love for one another aloud, in words. I’m completely in love with her still… more so.

She’s a wonderful woman, in my thoughts always. She’s made life incredible for me since coming into it 14 months ago, and I can’t thank her enough for that. I look forward to every bit of time I get to spend with her… I look forward to so many more wonderful memories created with my darling like those I have already.

From the painted desert, to my crown of crap, a fairy queen, furby electrokids and brilliant wit, I still find myself catching my breath, thinking of her.

*happy sigh*

(send her healing vibes for me…she’s feeling under the weather lately)

thanks, kottke!

The original commercial for the Legend of Zelda, still one of the best video games of all time. Go Link, go Link, uh, uh, yeah.

Speaking of the Legend of Zelda, Zelda Classic is a Windows/DOS-based replica of the original NES Zelda game with which you can build your own levels and customize existing ones. It’s like Excitebike + Zelda. Hopefully these folks won’t get sued by Nintendo (although I suspect they will).

On a related note, I suspect that there’s a significant market out there for old games that have been augmented. MAME has a huge following and several companies have released older arcade favorites for the newer gaming systems. EA is even doing some new things with the original version of SimCity, allowing people to play online while chatting with other city planners.

With Zelda as an example, Nintendo, borrowing from the feature sets of more recent games, could create a new version of the old game that would work online, allow people to create & trade custom maps, let more than one person play in a world at a time (collaborative puzzle solving), and allow players to change the difficulty of game play (as well as a bunch of other factors). It wouldn’t work for every old game, but I’d wager there are a few games that people would play and pay for.