A fun meme… these answers may and can change at any time.

If I were a stone, I would be granite.
If I were a tree, I would be a mangrove.
If I were a bird, I would be an African Grey.
If I were an insect, I would be an atlas beetle.
If I were a machine, I would be a lever.
If I were a tool, I would be fire.
If I were a fruit, I would be a blueberry.
If I were a flower, I would be lavender.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be a soft rain with distant thunder.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be a yeti.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a tuba.
If I were a kind of profession, I would be librarian.
If I were an animal, I would be a bear.
If I were anything in the world, I would be a gorilla costume filled with karmic redemption.
If I were a color, I would be orange.
If I were a fragrance, I would be fresh baked bread.
If I were an emotion, I would be curiosity.
If I were a state of mind, I would be cynicism.
If I were a vegetable, I would be a corn.
If I were a sound, I would be a gasp of surprise.
If I were an element(chemical), I would be beryllium.
If I were an Element(magical), I would be Earth.

Scientists at St. Louis University are trying to use enzymes as a catalyst in fuel cells to generate electricity without the storage and safety problems of hydrogen. New Scientist reports in this story that they’ve done very well using ethanol as the catalyst, going so far as to run their batteries — which they hope can be used in cell phones, laptop computers, and the like — on gin and vodka.

No, really. Check it out.

until later, dear journal