April 24, 2020 at 09:41PM

Got animal crackers!! They are Stauffer’s brand, and barely recognizable by species.
Taste is a little bland, they are pretty lovely and crisp, maybe hint of vanilla? I. Very happy, but it is hard to determine the king of the jungle.

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April 24, 2020 at 10:05AM

An illustration of Northern flying squirrels from Dictionnaire universel d’histoire naturelle Atlas:t.1 (1849) edited by Charles d’ Orbigny.

Full text with many other colorful illustrations here.

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April 23, 2020 at 11:49AM

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Whaddya think of that… Mr. Pajama-Wearing = Insult to his clothes.Ā  Basket-Face = Insult to his hat.Ā  Slipper-Wielding = insult to his shoes.Ā  Clype-Dreep-Bachle = From the gutter / Out of it / at his last straw – Old / worn out.Ā  Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw = Mommy’s Boy.Ā  Bleathering = Speaking a load of crap.Ā  Gomeril = DogĀ  Jessie = Pansy / Sissy / GirlĀ  Oaf-Looking = Look like a moron. Scooner = A half pint aka short man.Ā  Nyaff = Out of dateĀ  Plookie = Dimwit / stupid lookingĀ  Shan = person who speaks and comes from an ethnic minority.Ā  Milk-Drinking = Woose / Guy who can’t handle his drink.Ā  Soy-Faced Shilpit = Insulting him as an asian stereotype.Ā  Mim-Moothed = Small speaker (not big with his words / speaks submissively)Ā  Sniveling = Complainer / Moans about stuff.Ā  Worm-Eyed = Small minded / Can’t see for heckĀ  Hotten-Blaugh = Waste of spaceĀ  Vile-Stoochie = Dirty / UncleanĀ  Cally-Breek-Tattie = Extremely Lazy / Can’t lift a finger #samaurijack #scottishinsults #handytranslation

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Whaddya think of that… Mr. Pajama-Wearing = Insult to his clothes.Ā 
Basket-Face = Insult to his hat.Ā 
Slipper-Wielding = insult to his shoes.Ā 
Clype-Dreep-Bachle = From the gutter / Out of it / at his last straw – Old / worn out.Ā 
Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw = Mommy’s Boy.Ā 
Bleathering = Speaking a load of crap.Ā 
Gomeril = DogĀ 
Jessie = Pansy / Sissy / GirlĀ 
Oaf-Looking = Look like a moron.
Scooner = A half pint aka short man.Ā 
Nyaff = Out of dateĀ 
Plookie = Dimwit / stupid lookingĀ 
Shan = person who speaks and comes from an ethnic minority.Ā 
Milk-Drinking = Woose / Guy who can’t handle his drink.Ā 
Soy-Faced Shilpit = Insulting him as an asian stereotype.Ā 
Mim-Moothed = Small speaker (not big with his words / speaks submissively)Ā 
Sniveling = Complainer / Moans about stuff.Ā 
Worm-Eyed = Small minded / Can’t see for heckĀ 
Hotten-Blaugh = Waste of spaceĀ 
Vile-Stoochie = Dirty / UncleanĀ 
Cally-Breek-Tattie = Extremely Lazy / Can’t lift a finger

#samaurijack #scottishinsults #handytranslation https://bit.ly/2yETp96 https://bit.ly/2x1iLxy