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If I were a month, I’d be: October
If I were a day of the week, I’d be: Sunday
If I were a time of day, I’d be: Sunset
If I were a planet, I’d be: Jupiter

If I were a sea animal, I’d be: the thing that hunts and eats giant squid (a leviathan)
If I were a direction, I’d be: yonder
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be: a big comfy couch
If I were a sin, I’d be: sloth

If I were a historical figure, I’d be: Scottobear:TIME TRAVELLER!
If I were a liquid, I’d be: fresh water from an underground spring.
If I were a tree, I’d be: a redwood
If I were a bird, I’d be: A great horned owl

If I were a tool, I’d be: a wedge
If I were a flower/plant, I’d be: kudzu
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be: misting rain on a gray day.
If I were a mythical creature, I’d be: a protective house-spirit

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be: a kettle drum
If I were an animal, I’d be: a bear.
If I were a color, I’d be: dark green
If I were an emotion, I’d be: love (philia)

If I were a vegetable, I’d be: a sweet onion
If I were a sound, I’d be: quiet rustle of tall grass in the wind
If I were an element, I’d be: earth (or surprise!)
If I were a car, I’d be: roomy, but run on a renewable resource, like corn oil

If I were a song, I’d be: Powerhouse (by Carl Stalling)
If I were a movie, I’d be: 12 Monkeys
If I were a book, I’d be: Dandilion Wine – Ray Bradbury
If I were a fruit, I’d be: banana

If I were a place, I’d be: shangri-la
If I were a material, I’d be: bakelite
If I were a taste, I’d be: delicious
If I were a scent, I’d be: sandalwood

If I were a religion, I’d be: Baha’i
If I were a word, I’d be: unpronouncable
If I were an object, I’d be: a clean, soft, warm blanket
If I were a body part, I’d be: the islets of langerhans

If I were a subject in school, I’d be: Science (general(
If I were a facial expression, I’d be: awe
If I were a manga/cartoon/anime/book/etc.. character, I’d be: Cliff Steele
If I were a shape, I’d be: 3-d abstract solid – more curves than angles.

If I were a number, I’d be: 5

Ran out of steam yesterday…worked late, and it sort of trimmed an hour and a half off my evening schedule… tucked in at about eleven, and though I was tied, it felt like it was only about 9:30.

Midweek. Next week, I have Monday off from the office, but will have to take call all day. Mixed blessing.

Contemplating good books to read aloud to another. The Hobbit is a good one, but recently read.

Reminds me of a quote… There are worse crimes than burning books – One of which is not reading them.

The Joker Laughs – Hooray For Mark Hamill!

1 year ago – Simple short film expressing life and death, first auto-post, bears, MP calls me, zombies, rapture, flip top box, cannibal, birthday meme, RIP Thurl Ravenscroft, 6 questions meme,

2 years ago – robo-scotto, LLAP-Goch, arms, Oppositional Defiant Disorder, Fire Cracker Labels, freaky man-made island, bro

3 years ago – yale bombing, kiwano, doodle fizzles, D & I in There

4 years ago – dead picture trail links, bad dreams, re: pus jars, long weekend, train and bus smells, wondering what sci-fi geeks will watch with Buffy and x-files gone. Hm… I guess smallville is it? I don’t watch much regular TV, ikkyu poem, ARQuake.

5 years ago – blue rosebuds, gnomon, Herman the human mole, word association, evil news, scottsquatch returns, jelly jack, Joel gorilla.

6 years ago – my first user icon – ,Heather outs Alex as a cheater and a bisexual (remember kids, post something publicly on the net, and the world can see it, even people you know.)

Note to self: Don’t ask for directions in Baltimore.

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