An old newspaper clipping form my days as a midget wrestler… before my growth spurt ruined my career.
ah, sadly the text is lost, but a photo remains. when puberty hit, my body sprouted a bushel of hair (I’ve had the goatee since infancy…) and I grew another 3 and a half feet inside of a year. Ah well…wrestling is fake and for yahoos anyway. 🙂
My old gear –
Apprentice
From: Boston, Mass
Entrance: Sorcerer’s Apprentice
Height: 4’3″
Weight: 70
Finisher + Description: Spinning Splash. A Snuka type splash with 180 degree rotation.
Style: high flyer
Description: Pointed hat, blue cape, weightlifter tights (all blue with yellow stars), sandals.
Medical: Achondroplasia
Quote:I’m drinking my milk! One day, you’ll be sorry!
I’m pretty agitated… really haven’t seen the gal all weekend due to bad timing or tech trouble… I’m physically very antsy and irritable…. I need my fix of her.
on an up note, my machine is mostly up and running now, with the exception of my #2 monitor… I’m going to have to download directx 8, and hope for the best.
Got my drivers, and my supplier should be here in about an hour with the repaired bits…soon I’ll have sound, and more access to my machine.
I should be back online by 3ish, 4ish at the latest…it won’t be a moment too soon… I’ve missed my sweetheart so much… haven’t talked with her live for over a day, but we’ve blipped each other e-mail or ICQ.. so I’m not dead from withdrawal… Next time I see her, I’m going to just grab and run… take her to a private place and tell her all the love and desire I have for her…
I have been known to go wookie on folks (that I don’t love… my brother and girlfriend could probably get away with it, but they’re too sweet to do so) that play them on me, or hurt those I love with them. Practical Jokes just aren’t funny.
So, fair warning, people of Earth. Don’t monkey with me, because I will enforce a karmic retribution so heinous and vile, you’ll wonder how I was kept from being locked up for this long.
Let me tell you a story about my landlord’s girlfriend.
The Apartment I live in is a duplex… a studio built into the side of an old house… My current landlord and his girlfriend have lived in the main house for about 3 or so years now, since buying it from my prior landlord. in that span of time, Linda has caused a few problems, and is still doing so. I have my computer and AC on one breaker at the house, which is also connected to the bathroom in the main house. *every* (and I mean *every*) two to three weeks, she forgets, and uses the hair dryer in the guest bathroom, killing my air conditioning, and snuffing my computer… actually drained my UPS to the point of needing a replacement. I’ve told her, and David has told her each time that’s she can’t, but her selfish, beer-addled brain seems unable to retain the knowledge. Since I can’t move the computer or air conditioner… this is really the only alternative. I’m going to ask David tonight if he can disable the plug in the bathroom.
Time for some pavlovian therapy. I think if she receive a mild electric shock every time she was inconsiderate, hmm… no, that wouldn’t work… she’s be electrocuted from the stacking.
