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7993 – Singing “Newt’s pink nose” to “blood makes noise”

GeotargetBro called from New Port Richey. Apparently he’s going to live up in Tampa now…That’s a good number of hours away, if he’s actually going there. I’m pretty much all for it. He’ll be away from his “buddies”, or if he’s not, they’ll be away from my domain. He says that he’ll be down once a month to get medicine from his doc, but that sounds like bull.


I’m very happy that it’s Friday. I need a break from this week.


Rearranged the yahoo ads on my site, put them in newtcam and other inner areas, removed ’em from the front page which was too cluttered already.


New replacement motherboard is in, I may be back on SL by Tuesday!


Hey, some Tori Amos
from Little Earthquakes
Girl
Silent All These Years
Happy Phantom
Tear In Your Hand
Little Earthquakes
from Under the Pink
Pretty Good Year
God
Bells For Her
Baker Baker
Cornflake Girl
Cloud On My Tongue
from Boys For Pele
Father Lucifer
Professional Widow
Marianne


from phillykat, even though she stole my purse twice

List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they’re any good, but they must be songs you’re really enjoying now. Post these instructions in your Livejournal along with your seven songs. Then tag seven other people to see what they’re listening to.

They Might be Giants – Where do they make balloons? (lyrics and such here)
suzanne vega – Blood Makes Noise
neutral milk hotel – king of carrot flowers
peter gabriel – shock the monkey
the peanuts – mothra’s theme
queen – another one bites the dust
seal – make someone happy

I tag anyone who wants to share!


1 year ago – gorilla wake, dcf snag, favorite things

2 years ago – Yuletide toe-warmer poll, creepy news, Cute Newt Pic, Medicare, clucks

3 years ago – desert dreams, “no hands” kitty, palm doodles, nice cards

4 years ago – menstruation/bear attack, Bear armor, tic tac poll

5 years ago – hungrybaby/mcnoggin, Hello Kitty Smelting furnace, Asplundh letter, why web journals suck, meat hats, comic book wrapping

7987 – humpday!

GeotargetTossed a couple of yahoo ads (like my old google ones) on my homepage and journal location at my website. I’ve already earned a whopping $.73! They cut a check every $100, so it’ll probably be a good few months before I see any funds at this rate. I’m hoping all the spider-sites will click through and bring me some funds.


Have to call up and check on big brain again. I’m beginning to suspect that they’re keeping it for all the fun stuff on the HD’s.

1 year ago – mel’s new place, zombie survival, what’s a hoe, 8/20/2000 last day without a post, newt pic, mel tells me she loves me.

2 years ago – JL, cllo, newt food, Jupiter and Thetis, COH sayings, poo chart

3 years ago – Got cookie bars, CDC/Promedmail (Zoonoses), Bigfoot links.

4 years ago – I got spooked by a phantom voice, prep for bear vs. man-armor, Mexican vanilla, KPMG sucks.

5 years ago – Globetrotters (Afro of holding), Myths of pearl harbor, Sigmund and the sea monster, chaos postcards, two sweet anonymous quotes.

7984 –

GeotargetApproximately 20% of the women were wearing uggs at target last weekend. the silly all-over sasquatch-shaggy ones. that’s a lot of furry boots. With short skirts. I had to smile.. I love when something totally ridiculous is trendy. They’re the leg-warmer/headband combo of the new millennium!


Trust Wikipedia for the full unabridged history of the Christmas Tree. Leave it to us crazy Germans to take a tradition of hanging sacrificial slaves from a tree into a wonderland of lights.


Moment of Lyric: mp3 – (via)

Just a little lovin’
Early in the morning
Just a little lovin’
Early in the day
Just a little lovin’
Early in the morning…

Man, I really dig this song’s mix.


Healthy thoughts for Graypumpkin‘s outpatient surgery today, and I hope he gets a decent dice pouch out of his gall bladder!


I alternately fear and welcome the torrent of backlogged email that’s going to hit me once the notifications are fully fixed. Looks like it’ll be soon! I just got an email that was supposed to land in my box on 11/20. eep.


1 year ago – Movie with Mel goes poop, nice night out anyway, metro freefi, zombie song, fire butter coats Minnesota town, Freudian inventory, $$$ issue

2 years ago – Rainy-day wakeup, old LL passes the torch, aces & eights, oldest penis, trampled shopper

3 years ago – Danny and I send dopey “Sven” emails to companies for no good reason, bro brings me eggnog, I scare the living tar out of a lippy kid

4 years ago – gestapo gives c’s pal grief about aiming, reptile people, lj bump, world tour, Toliken Movie desire

5 years ago – Sims, accused of being an alien, dead milkmen, cannibal the musical lyrics, I’m a warmer

7980 – Monday? Already?

GeotargetLike Barney says before he steals Fred’s Holiday Pebbles cereal… “Ho, Ho, Ho, I’m Huh, huh, hungry!”

A bowl of cinnamon life will do in a pinch. Slices of banana sound weird with cinnamon, but it’s pretty tasty. Bananas are better tossed into pancakes or monkeys, I think.


Oh, the joys of the holiday season. Dave Barry’s annual gift guide is here.

This is not your ordinary gift guide, the kind that features gifts that somebody might actually want or use. The gifts in this guide were selected because they meet a very strict criterion, which is that when we saw the item advertised, we said to ourselves: ”Are they SERIOUS?” The idea is, if you give one of these items to somebody on your list, that person will be much less likely to want to exchange gifts with you in the future.


Finally, some real humor in the Cathy comic strip. AAAHH!


Moment of Lyric: mp3

…

Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

Last Thursday I gave juliabee a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Friday I pulled applelard‘s hair (-5 points). In October I turned heartsarts in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In November I helped eryx_uk see the light (8 points). In February I broke enigma_one‘s X-Box (-12 points).

Overall, I’ve been naughty (-11 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
scottobear

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