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7329 – Tuesday, Tuesday

“In the beginning was water and darkness. A mound of earth rose from the water. From that mound grew a lotus flower. Then Re, the Sun, rose from the island. Re generated two more gods, who coupled to produce Sky goddess Nut and Earth goddess Geb. They, too, mated, producing four children, including Osiris, Isis, and Set. Sometime after, humanity was born.”


I fessed up to Mzk about turning down a semester’s scholarship to clown college yesterday. Clowning was never meant to be a lifelong vocation. I don’t have the balance to do unicycle work these days anyhow. I should work on juggling.


Big brown bear,
blue bull, beautiful baboon
blowing bubbles biking backward,
bump black bug’s banana boxes and
Billy Bunny’s breadbasket and
Brother Bob’s baseball bus and
Buster Beagle’s banjo-
bagpipe-bugle band…
and that’s what…
broke Baby Bird’s balloon.


Trix Cereal is now simple spheres again! (the reduced sugar ones… made with splenda!)


I’ve been getting a nice regular dose of hugs lately. That’s nice… I definitely feel 1000% better after receiving a hug, especially from a pretty girl that smells good.


Fleet Week started.. I need to pick up some of those cards and pass ’em out to sailors in town. I bet I could get 38 more guys through the club’s doors. Still no word about the part time gig there after hours.


More gorgeous weather and moon last night. I was happy just kicking back and reading.


Had a nice social chat with myid8myego last night… Covered some bases [edit – what was I saying?]


I got a very flattering entry written about me in another journal. It’s posted filtered, so I don’t imagine they want to be known for it, but it was remarkably kind. Thank you.


The Country Bears movie was on Disney last night… better than I’d expected. Cute.


Moment of Lyric:

Envy and it’s evil twin
It crept in bed with slander
Idiots they gave advice
Both Sloth it gave no answer
Anger kills the human soul
With bitter tales of lust
While Pavlov’s Dogs keep chewin’
On the legs they never trust


Human gene in rice: Continue reading 7329 – Tuesday, Tuesday

7328 – Woo! Hooray for the Museum ‘f Art

via http://www.kingtut.org/ and http://moafl.com/kingtut/kingtut.htm

Marking the first time the treasures of Tutankhamun (King Tut) have visited America in 26 years, an extensive exhibition of more than 130 artifacts from the tomb of the celebrated Pharaoh and other Valley of the Kings ancestors visits the Museum of Art/Fort Lauderdale beginning December 15, 2005. Fort Lauderdale is the only Southeast location to host the treasures.

Featured treasures in the exhibition, which are all between 3,300 and 3,500 years old, include Tutankhamun’s royal diadem (http://www.kingtut.org/gallery/Gold_12.htm )- the gold crown discovered encircling the head of the king’s mummified body that he likely wore while living – and one of the gold and precious stone inlaid coffinettes that contained his mummified internal organs. Opening for a very limited time December 15th at the Museum of Art/Fort Lauderdale.

One East Las Olas Boulevard
Fort Lauderdale,
FL 33301
Tel: (954) 525-5500

December 15, 2005 – April 23, 2006


Finally, something a little more significant to me than Princess Diana memorobilia.

That’ll be something I’d be willing to toss out a few bucks to see. Funny what a few thousand years will do to my enthusiasm. Nostalgic, too… I saw when it was touring Boston in ’78, but I was just a cub at the time. I understand more nifty stuff has been added. That’s what got me into egyptologhy in the first place. Any walking undead or ancient curses will jsut be a bonus.

7325 – The work week begins anew.

I saw the short commercial, but didn’t get to see the bit of testimonial footage I did for the longer bit.


The most recent Dr. Who 2-parter was an odd combination of actual drama, slapstick/fart jokes, Men in Black, and an issue of 2000AD. I’m glad that there were repercussions of Rose just launching off like she did. Rather a neat spin on UNIT, too.

I can’t help but wonder if I’d like it as much if I’d never seen the old Dr. Who series as a kid. Probably… they’re pretty entertaining fare.

Next Week… Daleks!

I need to burn episodes 2-5 to a cd, and toss ’em to Graypumpkin.


Freaky Club guy – shaved his face, but not anywhere below the jawline. His behavior was in an odd place, too. He put Mari and Mzk sort of at odds for a bit. I think Mari was suffering from some cramps, to.. I noticed that she was clutching her lower abdomen every so often.


Weather yesterday was magnificent. perfect humidity level, temperature, and amount of sunshine. I would like 100 days like that a year, please.


I have to remember to call up the HR and find out if that thing two weeks ago was fruitful or not. I suspect not, because they didn’t call me.


Newt was amazingly affectionate last night and this morning, doing that trill-purr he does when he’s in happy-happy mode. Sleep was wonderful for the first time in a few weeks.


Got to talk to Tomi voice, albeit briefly. He sounds good, and is still in seeming good spirits. I think it’s been at least 15 years, if not more since we last communicated. A lot of time there… nearly half a lifetime.


pope icon of the moment –

http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/28922541/697120


Dave Attell was at the Poorhouse Saturday night (as a civilian, not a performer)… looking forward to Wednesday with Mzk and the gang.


Most Condoms in India Used to Make Saris Continue reading 7325 – The work week begins anew.

7324 – Sunday

Ah, that’s why I didn’t get into Anarchy online.. full screen doesn’t support dual monitors all that well…keeps minimizing, and running it windowed gives me a black screen. Dang annoying.Still, pretty neat when it ticks over properly.


My internal monologue has been strangely quiet lately. normally, I have a multitude things bubbling around inside my head, with different things breaking the surface, like raisins in ginger ale. my Monkey and robot seem to be teaming up against central control. Monkey is behind the whole thing, I’m sure.


H-words:

I never knew the meaning of the term histrionics until I hung out with RP gamers (sadly, more OOC than IC) and read random journals online.

I’d never seen hubris in action until I read livejournal.

What else can be found if you just do a random cross-section? Hedonists. Hysteria. Heckling. Hypochondriacs. Haughtiness. Hyperbole. Hotheads. Hubbub. Hypocrites.

In fact, it seems that I may be a bit hypercritical (as well as a bit hypocritical) when it comes to online journals for the most part. Of the journals I read regularly, very few are like those mentioned above, though everyone has one or two elements there.

Oh yeah. Some good H-words too. Helpers, Humanitarians, Hotties, and Humor. Also, a Herpetologist. (In no particular order) That makes it worthwhile.


Moment of Lyric:

I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind
I left my body laying somewhere in the sands of time
I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon
I feel there is nothing I can do, yeah


Walkabout pics –

http://scottobear.com/lj/archives/042405/facegraffiti.JPG
Roly Poly Olie-looking graffiti

http://scottobear.com/lj/archives/042405/ynotdose042305.JPG
More YNOT DOSE everywhere.
The backs of traffic signs seem to be the biggest location


Step into history – Some snazzy sites in Florida. (nifty sites for all 50 states)


Games for the Brain (I’m partial to anagramania. and square words.)


Exploding toads baffle German experts Continue reading 7324 – Sunday

7323 – Laundry Day!

EN had more tech issues yesterday… the poor guy’s backup machine couldn’t cut it, so he used a neighbor’s machine to take care of things. I’m still glade that Oona and MA are available as backup.


Played around with mzkitten‘s pic yesterday… fun to fiddle with a human model for a change! Got to spend some time chitty-chatting with her, sammykun and uberbastard too. Uber mentioned anarchy online and a nice person in my region that I might want to hang with, too. Anarchy is free until January, so I’ll fool with it for a bit. We’ll see if it’s got the WoW / CoH vibe going for it.


I’m just going to do chores today… maybe go see Kung Fu Hustle with Danny, and maybe hit the ol’ watering hole for a few hours.


I dreamt that I was out on walkabout with Newt… He wasn’t walking… I was pushing a shopping cart, and he was riding in the front compartment. This was obviously an insanely stupid scotto, because he wasn’t on a harness, and


Cutie Cthulhu-toons. (via eryx_uk)


1 year ago – I want a rest, CoH beta final night, Tornado, d’s Birthday, screen caps

2 years ago – drugstore screw up, dream, bro issues

3 years ago – chopping block, little-boy voice, I want to be Diplomat to gorilla city, tesselations, z-cardz, morikami

4 years ago – red riding hood, webhits, rear window

7321 – Thank goodness it’s Friday.

Happy Birthday, Bettie Page!


Dear Smoking Gun. Don’t talk to me about Vaseline and Michael Jackson. *shudder*


Kari seems to be doing ok, so far. Not sure if she missed the predator launch or not.. we may’ve sent it out simultaneously.

Replacing Monday meeting with meeting today, because Big Kahuna is off to the Carolinas this weekend, and won’t be back until midweek.


Things seen yesterday:

http://scottobear.com/lj/archives/042105/sleepingchairhog.JPG
How to steal the most chair-space possible. Sleeping on a double-wide seat, and running legs over the three across the front. I call it the “rude bum” maneuver, because it takes seats from the elderly and disabled.. usually by vagrants that want a place to snooze for whole trips. Additionally, he’s got a shirt over his head so you don’t know what’s underneath.. it could be the elephant man. It could be Brad Pitt. It’s not moving.. it could be the skinless skull of a murder victim left behind.

http://scottobear.com/lj/archives/042105/hieroglyph042105.JPG
Bus Heiroglyphs. What does it mean?

http://scottobear.com/lj/archives/042105/sidewalkclosed.jpg
Sidewalk Closed, use other side.

http://scottobear.com/lj/archives/042105/ynotdose042105.jpg
More Sticker “ynot dose” graffiti. By the station (like here, from 3/13/05)

http://snapclub.com/pictures/701.jpg
Newton in the Dresser.

http://scottobear.com/lj/archives/042105/escape.gif
Not seen, A space monkey.


Pictures I shouldn’t look at before the coming air show. I really hope this forklift picture is a fake.


The Banana plant is an herb, not a tree. (The stem does not contain true woody tissue.)

There’s not much difference between doe snot and does not.


I got to talk to ramscan for the first time in an age last night.. that was pretty cool. I have to make a point of catching up with him more. It sounds like he’s doing well, and rightly so, he’s a nice guy.


The Japanese have developed a Super-Strength “exoskeleton” to help the disabled and elderly.

No repulsors, chest beam or rocket boots on it. yet. Though in a slightly creepy coincidence the “suit’s” name is HAL.

http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=mg18624945.800 Via Gray Pumpkin


Things written on Taco Bell sauce packets –

  • Out of all the those little packets, why me!?, Why NOW!?
  • Where are you taking me?
  • My sauce is an HONOR student at TACO BELL Middle School
  • When I grow up I wanna be a waterbed!

1 year ago – Eucharist toss, RI peeves me, there, vamps, CS mail-skim

2 years ago – country meme, there-crew, battle-imp

3 years ago – dreams, make out places in Ft Lauderdale, lone gunmen gone, chupa vs tia

4 years ago – ljwhores, undulant, Earth Day, international kite fest, 10 reasons sex is good for you, Peru shoots down US planes.

7320 – Thursday.

Kari on call tonight, so I’m parked at the HQ again once I get home. Big Kahuna is back from Seattle, so I’ll be catching her up with pictures from the trip and making her aware of our latest four recoveries. Texas and Indiana have been really taking off.


Elephant Calling


My semi-monthly blood-sticker saw me on the news the other night. When I got to the center, they pumped me for both platelets and information about the org. I may’ve won over a convert or two to do volunteering.


Newtie-picture flashback orange love.