No Toilet Paper For You
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Waunda Briggs called her two daughters Tuesday with a late-night
emergency. They were down to one roll of toilet paper. Get some more.
No problem, they said.
Thirty minutes later, the phone rang.
“Mom, they are refusing to sell me the toilet paper,” Briggs’
20-year-old daughter told her.
The clerk at Top Food and Drug refused to sell the 24-pack of toilet
paper, pointing to a Snohomish police request that area stores not sell
toilet paper to youngsters late at night.
http://www.heraldnet.com/Stories/01/4/28/13695382.cfm
Daily Radar Staff Start New Magazine
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Thai prostitutes are observing the Labour Day this year in open style
with the launch of their fortnightly tabloid ‘Bad Girls’.
[Editor] Chantawipa […] said her editorial team would work under the
slogan ‘Good Girls Go To Heaven. Bad Girls Go Everywhere’.
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/010428/3/nycs.html
Boy Kills Chimp – It Was Asking For It
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One of the perks of living in her neighborhood, Lynn Boischel says, is
watching the neighbors mow the lawn. Boischel sometimes strolls down
the street to take in the madcap scene: chimpanzees heading out on a
riding mower, cutting erratic patterns across the grass.
“‘I just got myself a monkey’ is what he said,”
http://www.knoxstudio.com/shns/story.cfm?pk=CHIMPKILLING-04-30-01&cat=AN
US Army to Filter Porn From Computers
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The Army is installing Internet software at more than 100 military
posts worldwide to prevent the viewing of pornography and other
inappropriate material. The Army said it wants to prohibit some 200,000 Army
personnel from accessing porn, gambling and other sites prohibited on
government computers. The purchase also comes as the Army is struggling with
the problem of sexual harassment in its ranks.
http://www.cnn.com/2001/TECH/internet/04/30/army.cyberporn.ap/index.html
Bill Would End The Draft
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Because of his “philosophical” disagreement with conscription, Rep. Ron
Paul, R-Texas, introduced a bill in the House to eliminate the
Selective Service System and the Selective Service Act.
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=22629
Joy Riding With Style and Corpses
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A hearse loaded with flowers is not the kind of wheels you like to be
in when you pull up alongside a group of girls, or guys, and say, “Hey,
want a ride?”
But a couple of young men jumped into just such a conveyance Saturday
morning outside of a church in Reading – just as a funeral director was
about to load a body into it – and peeled away.
http://dailynews.philly.com/content/daily_news/2001/05/01/local/HERS01C.htm
