Bad artists always admire each others work
-Oscar Wilde

Trying is the first step towards failure
-Homer Simpson

Time Flies like an arrow. Fruit Flies like a banana
-Groucho Marx

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money
-WC Fields

Don’t let schooling interfere with your education
-Mark Twain

Why ruin a good story with the truth?
-Woody Allen

One man gathers what another man spills
-Jerry Garcia